Your avatar is making sexual advances on you! What now?

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Totenkopf

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Hmm... what would I say?
"Battlebrother... I'm sorry to report that to you, but I'm more into women.
Now, if you get any closer I'm forced to report you for indecent behavior.
Or RAPE."
 

Terminate421

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Run, I am not interested in having sex with a pokemon

I may watch him with a human female though...... (I'm a very odd person about that)
 

Weealzabob

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After an extended period of time seriously regretting my choice of avatar. I would calmly go to a hardware store and acquire some bug bombs, use them to flush the scary prick, and his horse, out of my house.

Question, does changing my avatar after they have become centient, cause them to become a scary monster with composites of both pictures? No effect? Or a full clean cut transformation?
 

Impluse_101

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.....Only if I was their kind I'd actually let it happen...but unfortunatly I'm a human.
I would kindly let her down gently, and let her know that there are better people out there then me...




....;-;...adorable...
 

KafkaOffTheBeach

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I would cry "Take me, young Steve Buscemi! Take me into your big strong arms and stare lovingly at me with your creepy eyes!"
And then we would walk slowly off into the sunset - Little Green Bag playing in the background.
 

Liham

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Apr 17, 2009
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"well would you care to see my bedroom?"

"gullible is written on the ceiling you know."
 

snowfi6916

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Nov 22, 2010
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I don't have an avatar so I would probably check myself into a mental hospital if I start hearing an avatar who isn't there making sexual advances.
 

Alleged_Alec

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I'd be kinda creeped out. I mean, I love DJ Pie Safety, but that fly hat really doesn't do it for me. And I know he won't carve me up for it so, yeah I'd refuse.