Your avatar is making sexual advances on you! What now?

[NerfedFalcon]

Le Snippity

I haven't been around much recently, so I hadn't noticed your avatar change. What happened to Reisen? I was just getting to know her ;_;

OT:
...Kotomi-chan? Would you... stop... please?

Went through a few. Eventually settled on this one and have no plans to change any more.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

One of these things is not like the other, one of these things is a woman!

[sub]It's like Russian roulette except odds are male (or asexual) as opposed to Jesse...[/sub]

Umm, yeah. If anyone needs me, I'll be in this barn with Holo for god knows how long. If you need to reach me, knock three times and clear off, as I will have no interest in talking at that particular moment in time.

Wouldn't blame you. Personally I would set up a sentry gun outside with a do not disturb sign hanging off of it if I had your avatar...

I have serious trouble imagining my avatar advancing on anything.

I'm different!

 

[MidnightKnight]

I'd scream like a little girl and run away an invisible thing wearing provocative clothing is coming on to me

 

[Drtfgf5]

Let Link do me... And like it.

 

[Sacman]

One of these things is not like the other, one of these things is a woman!

[sub]It's like Russian roulette except odds are male (or asexual) as opposed to Jesse...[/sub]

I'll just leave this right here...<.<

Spoiler

OT: I don't know... Lain isn't a character I think of romantically or sexually... she's more of a character I have a sympathetic or emotional understanding towards... and she's kind of 12...

[sub]Like that's stopped me before...<.<[/sub]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

One of these things is not like the other, one of these things is a woman!

[sub]It's like Russian roulette except odds are male (or asexual) as opposed to Jesse...[/sub]

I'll just leave this right here...<.<

Spoiler

Spoiler

I totally didn't see that coming! Amazing! I saw a spoiler box and thought that it was going to be a picture of kittens but I was wrong!

/amazingly thick sarcasm

 

[kuroshimo]

Normally I'd say run away from the terrifying eight-headed dragon in lingerie, but the fact that this guy represents the Ahb probably means he's pretty powerful. There is no escape.

On the other hand, if my avatar is a symbol of the entire Ahb race, I'm okay with this. Ahb men are polite enough to let the women go first, and they're probably worth going bi for anyway.

 

[SniperMacFox]

"Dispencing product"

D:

...Just No.

Holy shit! A dobble ganger!

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

*sets up gun turret and waits patiently.*

 

[Dr.Susse]

Run in a manner similar to hell.

Or just give him some whiskey.

 

[StormShaun]

*slap* Bad Tomoya you STILL have a cute wife, damn it!

 

[nbamaniac]

Don't laugh at me while naked you homo.. *unsheathes machete*

 

[H20 Pirate]

This is the first time I've ever regretted my choice for an Avatar, someone call Doctor Manhattan please, I need help..........

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I'd let her have her wicked way with me. :')

And pray she doesn't decide to use her crazy hair on me..

 

[Klagermeister]

Hey, with that magic notebook, Maxwell could draw up some pretty erotic stuff.
Quick, Maxwell! Type "Naked Horny Krystal Fox" from Starfox Adventures.

...Don't judge me...

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Try pulling his bag off and see if it will run scared.

 

[NoBlueFood]

You can see by his muscles that he's a wuss and could definitely fight him off. But Fei Long would probably just do what he wants because just look at him! He would rip me to shreds.

 

[Hungry Donner]

This is the first time I've ever regretted my choice for an Avatar, someone call Doctor Manhattan please, I need help..........

Yeah, we need a "A gang of miscreants is about to attack you and your avatar jumps to your rescue, how safe do you feel?" thread.

 

[Shoqiyqa]

Umm, yeah. If anyone needs me, I'll be in this barn with Holo for god knows how long. If you need to reach me, knock three times and clear off, as I will have no interest in talking at that particular moment in time.

Room for another two in there?

That depends one one thing:
What's your avatar of?

Mine's from some dollmaker site.

Amendment to previous request, anyway:

Room for another four? I want to invite Chani07's avatar too, and I think that means we have to invite Chani07.

Possibly, though this is starting to sound like an orgy. Never been fond of those. I mean, they sound nice, but they just multiply the number of people you can't look in the eye afterwards.

I can't see why not. It's something we've been doing since before Homo sapiens sapiensis existed. It's like the fact men have nipples too. It's just true. You don't need to scream when you see them.

This is the first time I've ever regretted my choice for an Avatar, someone call Doctor Manhattan please, I need help..........

Yeah, we need a "A gang of miscreants is about to attack you and your avatar jumps to your rescue, how safe do you feel?" thread.

From memory, this avatar's actually my MMO brawler in civvies, so she fits that thread too.

 

[SillyNilly]

Oh Fluttery, you are cute and all but...

Spoiler: The Cuteness!

Oh my goodness, that squeeky noise is amazing. You are the world champ of sexual advances!
I cannot resist your charm!
You deserve a big smooch and a hug for that.

*smooches & hugs Fluttershy*

Evil Karma route:

Spoiler: I will spoiler this so as not to offend any unwary and innocent eyes. This contains innuendos. Plenty of them actually. Enter at your own risk.

I'd totally Rainbow Dash my Rarity into Fluttershy's Twilight Sparkle throughout the Luna.
As we Spike and Derpy, I Applejack into her Pinkie Pie as she ecstatically proclaims "By Celestia!"
After our unbridled physical expanse, we cuddle under the soft covers. Hush now, quiet now...

.....

Oh dear.
What hellspawn have I unleashed onto this realm? *squeezes face with both hands*