Your best, cheesy, in game one-liners

[Tharwen]

There was a guy that was playing Unreal Tournament 3 named "The_Dentist", he was mic spamming, so I said
"Have a lead mouthwash, BIATCH!" and shot him in the head with my shotgun.

There was a guy that was playing Unreal Tournament 3 named "The_Dentist", he was mic spamming, so I said
"Have a lead mouthwash, BIATCH!" and shot him in the head with my shotgun.

Well, I was playing a round of Unreal Tournament 3 online, and there was this guy called "The_Dentist' who was basically acting like an asshole and spamming the voice chat.

I had a sniper rifle, and I zoomed in on his head when he was sniping someone as well, I then said over voice chat "Hey dentist" "What?" "OPEN WIDE" and shot him in the face.

I felt like a bad 80's action hero.

Either at least one of you is lying, or the incredible powers of coincidence have smitten this thread.

I'm calling shenanigans on omega_peaches. There is no shotgun in Unreal Tournament 3.

I presume he means the [a href="http://liandri.beyondunreal.com/Flak_Cannon"]Flak Cannon[/a].

 

[omega_peaches]

There was a guy that was playing Unreal Tournament 3 named "The_Dentist", he was mic spamming, so I said
"Have a lead mouthwash, BIATCH!" and shot him in the head with my shotgun.

There was a guy that was playing Unreal Tournament 3 named "The_Dentist", he was mic spamming, so I said
"Have a lead mouthwash, BIATCH!" and shot him in the head with my shotgun.

Well, I was playing a round of Unreal Tournament 3 online, and there was this guy called "The_Dentist' who was basically acting like an asshole and spamming the voice chat.

I had a sniper rifle, and I zoomed in on his head when he was sniping someone as well, I then said over voice chat "Hey dentist" "What?" "OPEN WIDE" and shot him in the face.

I felt like a bad 80's action hero.

Either at least one of you is lying, or the incredible powers of coincidence have smitten this thread.

I'm calling shenanigans on omega_peaches. There is no shotgun in Unreal Tournament 3.

Skins can do magical things.
(Specifically, Skins for the Flak Cannon.)

 

[Doomsday11]

I was fighting raiders in fallout 3 and shouted
"It's a pity the devils no good a puzzles(Shoot's him with combat shotgun),Cos there gonna have to glue you back together IN HELL(TF2 rocks)"
plus I had the bloody mess perk on

 

[fanklok]

Well, I was playing a round of Unreal Tournament 3 online, and there was this guy called "The_Dentist' who was basically acting like an asshole and spamming the voice chat.

I had a sniper rifle, and I zoomed in on his head when he was sniping someone as well, I then said over voice chat "Hey dentist" "What?" "OPEN WIDE" and shot him in the face.

I felt like a bad 80's porn star.

Fixed it for you.

Man I know I've done some good ones but the memory escapes me at the moment, damn.

 

[shamil400]

I was playing bio shock 2 multiplayer civil war there was a guy bragging on voice chat how he had a gold membership.I Head Shot him and sent him a messege saying its been revoked.

 

[fanklok]

Well, I was playing a round of Unreal Tournament 3 online, and there was this guy called "The_Dentist' who was basically acting like an asshole and spamming the voice chat.

I had a sniper rifle, and I zoomed in on his head when he was sniping someone as well, I then said over voice chat "Hey dentist" "What?" "OPEN WIDE" and shot him in the face.

I felt like a good 80's porn star.

Fixed it for you.

Actually, I think that would make more sense.

The 80's had good porn stars?

 

[fanklok]

The 80's had good porn stars?

I'm sure at least one of them had to be decent!

Go do some research I expect your report to be on my desk at 9 am Friday.

 

[T-Bone24]

I shot a Smoker in Left 4 Dead 2, "Bullets got your tongue?".

 

[theevilone4]

I was playing Halo 2 co-op with my friend a couple of years ago, and we got to the part where the elites and the brutes were fighting and you could pretty much just sit out and watch. My friend turned to me and asked who I thought would win, and just as he did that the Halo 2 theme started playing, and not wanting to waste the opportunity, I jumped in and sworded a handful of guys. Then I turned back to him and said, "Me".

 

[Sjakie]

After playing WoW for 2-3 years together with 2 mates, we where having a LAN-party and raiding together for the umpteenth time, cant remember which Boss, but at that time we wiped again and i just said in the most casual way: "Man, what a shitty game is this."

 

[T-Bone24]

While I was with some bad company and on a repair tool run, I engineered this witty pun just before I drilled into a wookie sniper's head.

"Well, I hate to root for the enemy team, but I canal-ready smell defeat."

Even though I was at the lobotomy of my team's score board after the game, it was still fun to take the drill for a spin.

Congrats, you're my new favourite person.

 

[Snarky Username]

There was a guy that was playing Unreal Tournament 3 named "The_Dentist", he was mic spamming, so I said
"Have a lead mouthwash, BIATCH!" and shot him in the head with my shotgun.

Well, I was playing a round of Unreal Tournament 3 online, and there was this guy called "The_Dentist' who was basically acting like an asshole and spamming the voice chat.

I had a sniper rifle, and I zoomed in on his head when he was sniping someone as well, I then said over voice chat "Hey dentist" "What?" "OPEN WIDE" and shot him in the face.

I felt like a bad 80's action hero.

Have you two met?

 

[Soxafloppin]

I have a good situational one.

When a girl says something about needing her beauty sleep, tell her

"You look like your just out of a beauty coma!" Pure Panty Peeling goodness!

Just kidding, but its nice.

 

[omega_peaches]

There was a guy that was playing Unreal Tournament 3 named "The_Dentist", he was mic spamming, so I said
"Have a lead mouthwash, BIATCH!" and shot him in the head with my shotgun.

Well, I was playing a round of Unreal Tournament 3 online, and there was this guy called "The_Dentist' who was basically acting like an asshole and spamming the voice chat.

I had a sniper rifle, and I zoomed in on his head when he was sniping someone as well, I then said over voice chat "Hey dentist" "What?" "OPEN WIDE" and shot him in the face.

I felt like a bad 80's action hero.

Have you two met?

I don't think so...

 

[Riddle78]

If I'm on a hot streak,or just repeatedly killing the same victim,I say "Death becomes you"
When I get back from a cold streak I generally say "Now,what's that they say about Karma?"
Small multikill "Two birds,one stone."
Medium multikill "Efficiency;Noun;Me"
Large-HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS HUGE! multikill(rare) (Gigabyte voice)"I am become Death,Destroyer of Worlds!" (end Gigabyte voice) [Guess the Gigabyte referece]
Skillful melee kill or kill with artful manouvering "Do the dance,do the DANCE, DO.THE.DAAANCE!"
Possession of big n' powerful weapon or vehicle "I LIKE big guns and I cannot lie..."
Aircraft "Death,in 3D"
Heavy armor (on foot or vehicle) "Built like a TANK!"
Snipe (rare) "Just a little off the top..."
Roadkill (land) "That'll buff right out" (air) "Was that a bird!?"
Reduced to tiny,little,bloody,half-cooked chunks of meat "Mmm...Giblets!"
Denial of objective or Redeemer shot "DEEENIIIEEED!"
Hijack/Skyjack "Hi,I'm Jack!"
Rocket kill "Rocked 'em!"
Those are just off the top of my head!

 

[JoJo Bizzaro 7]

"I'm murdering people, I need to get in the Zone!"