Your best, cheesy, in game one-liners

[Dr. wonderful]

When playing, Batman arkham asylum, One of the joker men was right below me. I hop down and took him out.

"Look's like I gotten the jump on him."

To this day...I feel like such a tool.

 

[Xeros]

I pull puns like that all the time when I'm playing with my friend. It pisses him off something awful, which always gives me a good chuckle.

 

[sketch_zeppelin]

when ever i'm playing Halo 2 multiplayer i like to mess with my friends by sneaking up on them and saying somthing dickish before i off them.

my fav is screaming "I feed!!!" as i'm leaping down on top of them with the energy sword

another fav is when we're playing a LAN party i'll be sneaking behind some one with a rocket launcher or some other one hit killer and then i'll say "guess who's behind you?" while looking at all the different players screens. Every screen suddenly turns a 180 and one of them goes home dead.

 

[Sarahcidal]

"you killed me!...i thought we had something special!!!"
i also have been known to say "hey, if you let me win i'll show you my left boob... but only the left one.. that's my good boob"

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

One time I 1v1'd somebody and kicked their ass, because they called me a noob. Then I sent them a message like:

"Mess with the best, die like the rest motha fucka! Come back when you got some skill"

 

[Freedomario]

Guy:"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
Me:" Uh, idunno"
Guy:"..."
Me" Do i HAVE To know what im doing?"

You mean something like that?

 

[Proctorninja]

fallout 3 super mutant and my combat shotgun "ill leave a moment to scrape ur brains off the ceiling cuz i just blew ur mind" really cheesy but it was awesome

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

THIS. IS. SPARDAAAAAAA!!!!

no, not sparTa, sparDa.

You Cannot fathom how many times I've used that phrase.

 

[Veilside]

In Counter Strike I had a phase of quoting Chapelle Show's more obscure lines over the mm1. My favorites were "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?" and "Game.....blouses" Yes the Prince episode is my favorite.

 

[gigastrike]

It was the end of Half-Life 2: Episode 2. The striders had destroyed all but the last house before the base, a house that I was taking refuge in. As the last strider passed, it began to shoot-up the house. I ran out, grabbed the bomb, set up it, aimed my smg and said..."smile you son of a *shot*".

Spoiler

...It's a "Jaws" reference.

 

[Legion IV]

"Let me axe you a question!" (Left 4 dead)

"Get to da choppa!" (Left 4 dead)

gotta think of more....

 

[skystryke]

Ahah, this reminds me of a time long ago... not really a one liner maybe...

Was sat in a 'net cafe playing Call of Duty; United Offensive with some of the other guys in the room. I had taken my glasses off briefly and was casually playing.
This old dude who must've been using the internet was leaving, saw me playing a war game and exclaimed "Shoot him in the jugular!"

Without thinking much, I said;

"I've got a better idea..."
*puts glasses on and looks at him*
"... I'll aim for the neck"

Maybe a had-to-be-there thing, but people laughed and he got pissed at me for not knowing my physiology.... still!

While I don't have one of my own I've got to say, that was fucking hilarious.

 

[SharPhoe]

While Playing through Metroid Prime with my brothers in the room, I was Morph Ball-ing my way through that one lava section (I forget the name). I nearly got myself killed rolling through a shot of an ignited gas pipe, but I managed to survive. At that point, I felt fit to say:

"HA! Through the fire and the flames, I'LL carry on!"

...This did not elicit laughter from anyone else in the room. It did elicit several slaps to the head.

 

[Nyan Cat]

It has to be said. Killing someone in Halo 3 with a grav hammer then yelling out, "Stop. Hammer time!"

 

[Cakekey]

I was once playing Halo 3 online in Capture the Flag, and someone was stealing our flag. His gamertag was something along the lines of "Boombox," though, being Xbox Live, it was covered in X's and random numbers. I jumped out from around a corner, killing him with a simple shotgun blast, saying:
"Can't let you cap that, Boombox!"

I was proud, though mt friend didn't get it.

 

[NoblePhilistineFox]

me and my dad were playing resi5, and our equipment set up was like so
me,chris:gatlin gun, infinate jailbreaker shotgun
him,sheva:starter machine gun, dragunov sniper, the first pistol.

we got to the part where the lickers come down the hall(waiting for the elevator) and he uses his machine gun, I use the gatalin gun.
when the level ends, I have WAY more kills than him, so I turn and say, "oh yeah, size does matter"

lame, but thats the best Ive got.

 

[Uilleand]

Basic fantasy campaign setting...I'm playin' the thief...

"Anything not nailed down, is MINE..."

*pause*

"Anything I can pry up with a crowbar is NOT nailed down..."

 

[A Weary Exile]

Assassin's Creed 2. Running around the rooftops of Venice I grab a guard and toss him off a building to his death and say:

"Guess you should've taken the stairs."