Your Best Conversation Killer?

[staika]

You cant beat screaming "THIS CONVERSATION ENDS NOW!!" and then calmly walking away.

 

[Alphakirby]

"I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE CASUAL SEX!!!!"

 

[HerbertTheHamster]

let us wrestle little man

 

[Jake0fTrades]

"So, who else here loves necrophilia?"

 

[Paksenarrion]

It depends on the company I'm with.

 

[shadyh8er]

I was once talking to one of my friends whilst playing Prototype. It was going well until said friend saw the look of glee on my face that I was bulldozing pedestrians with a cat that I was holding above my head. The laughing didn't help either.

EDIT: TYPO ALERT! That should read "car" not "cat!"

 

[artanis_neravar]

"so a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants, bartender says 'hey buddy you know you got a steering wheel in your pants?' pirates say 'YAR 'Tis driving me nuts'"

 

[Dr. wonderful]

"so, The other day I killed a man for a pack of gum."

 

[artanis_neravar]

I was once talking to one of my friends whilst playing Prototype. It was going well until said friend saw the look of glee on my face that I was bulldozing pedestrians with a cat that I was holding above my head. The laughing didn't help either.

As prototype always makes me think yell "SPPPOOOOON!" and run out of the room

 

[Vausch]

Just randomly shout "OH MY GOD, YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!"

Doesn't matter what the "Them" is, it just gets people confused enough to kill everything.

 

[Caligulove]

Mention something interesting but unrelated to the conversation topic, preferably something disgusting or incredibly odd, but say it in the most casual manner possible.

 

[IronStorm9]

"I hope you like hairless cats and cheese as much as I do"
Then say the following in a seductive voice:
"I like them a lot."

 

[mrdude2010]

i usually don't try to kill a convo, but when i do

i use socially awkward penguin references

 

[kittii-chan 300]

philacio?

or

*try to lick your shoulder*

or

you smell like my next victim

 

[LinkasZelda]

Usually just a "Are you stupid?" look and answering them with "hmms".
If they still don't get it, go with "I don't like you" That usually kills it pretty quick, if not then you get to vent to the person about why you simply dislike their being or don't want to talk with them.

 

[artanis_neravar]

"If I could fuck any girl in the world it would be David Bowie"

 

[mogensmissekat]

Ask them about their feelings toward their own death.

 

[jpoon]

I love abortion!