Your best Fallout 3 stories

[SonicWaffle]

Guys all of you who had dogmeat in your compain had him die are stupid. MY Dogmeat killed a fucking super mutant BEHEMOTH without my help, without god mode.

Yeah, because it's our fault the idiotic little fucker would randomly run off and get into fights while we were busy fighting for our lives. Keeping Dogmeat alive is supposed to be a challenge - I just didn't see the point of it, after he died for the second time. You must have had a glitched Dogmeat, because allowing the weakest support character to kill a Behemoth is moronic game design.

Just coming out of the vault for the first time is pretty epic but I know where your talking about. The whole reason that school is there is to get 1 Nuka Cola Quantumn

You want epic? I came out of the vault and ran into a group of fire ants. I mean literally ran into; the door opened, I rushed forward, and then fucking giant ants were setting me on fire. It meant the first location I explored was a nearby vault just because I was blindly running away and trying not to die.

Probably the most fun I had with the game was in the rivet city market. Standing up on the top level and firing the fat man down on the muppets below, and cackling when half off them went 'unconscious', then got up and let me nuke them again. Come to think of it, most of my funniest moments involved the fat man. I certainly enjoyed dropping nukes on that brahmin inside Megaton. Stupid freak cow.

 

[Chamale]

The moment I first came out of the vault was stunning, of course.

My favourite moment that I created was possibly when I took down a Super Mutant Behemoth with a Rock-It Launcher and dozens of teddy bears.

My favourite quest moment was the battle for the mansion in Point Lookout. I learned what it means to have bodies "stacked like cordwood".

 

[Mr. Cuddles]

ooooooh, My favorite story from Fallout 3 is when I was skipping around somewhere in the north...
Suddenly a Deathclaw jumped down a cliff to fight me and roared, that scared the balls off me, I fell of my chair in shock and watched as Star paladin Cross used a fatman against it, killing all of us. I found that stupidly funny as I sat on the floor and watched my body flying into the air as gracefull as a severly injured swan.

I miss having fallout 3 on my pc... stupid virus : /

EDIT:

My favourite moment that I created was possibly when I took down a Super Mutant Behemoth with a Rock-It Launcher and dozens of teddy bears.

WHY HAVE I NEVER DONE THAT!? You are a true wasteland master.

 

[Jedamethis]

WHERE'S DEMENTED TEDDY

OT: My Ned Flanders clone saving the wasteland.

Pretty dull story.

She have an awesome story?

OT: One time in Rivet City I chopped a limb off of every body and put them together to make my very own abomination.

I did that, made three abominations with a mix of mutilated body parts (from gore bags) and Mr. Tenpenny.

Spoiler: My awesome story

I remember posting this before, but I was about level 7, heading home to Tenpenny Tower after a long day of looting and pillaging, low on ammo, because the owners of all of my loot had put up a fight.
I wasn't paying attention to the compass, so I didn't notice the Deathclaw, which charged in from the left, almost killing me right then!
So, I backpedaled furiously, emptying everything I had into it, then, when I was down to the 10mm pistol, on the verge of giving up.
*BAM*
Uncle Leo charges in with a magnificent uppercut, ripping it's head clean off!

And that's the story of how I first met Uncle Leo. Still stole his clothes though.

 

[joshuaayt]

LOL

This one time... On fallout. I was like WTF am I doing. Then I turned it off and played Border Lands.... True story.

Story? I thought you said you played Borderlands.
Anyway, probably when I was using that slave gun thing, Mesmatron, wasn't it?. Shot it at a couple of guys, and then. BAM! Out of nowhere comes the Mysterious Stranger. Now, I've heard of this happening for people with that gun- as it is still a gun- but, see, I didn't take that perk. So, for no reason, this punk kills my slaves. I was pretty sad, actually.

 

[Harkwell]

25 personnel mercenaries (spawned and customized via dev console) vs. Old Olney Deathclaws

1 really powerfull mercenary (Hellfire armor and Vengance) vs. all the Evergreen Mills Raiders.
Good Times.

Oh, and the hour I wasted using the mesmetron trick to later turn those raiders to my side.

 

[Enzeru92]

The time I stealthily took everyone out in Evergreen Mills on my first run through. By first sniping everyone in the open and then entering the place and stabbing the rest with stabbhappy all the while staying in the shadows!!!!

 

[dawdarsd]

I blew a Yao Guai bear's head off while it was jumping at me; it's body flew above and over me about fifty feet into a destroyed house, and it's head started rolling down the hill.

His head was doing a BEAR-LL ROLL!

i had an awesome expierience with yao-guais too once he jumped at me i shot him in the chest with a shotgun in V.A.T.S mode and he flew like in the movies(arms,legs pointed at me) and hit a tree with his back

 

[Chamale]

Yeah, because it's our fault the idiotic little fucker would randomly run off and get into fights while we were busy fighting for our lives. Keeping Dogmeat alive is supposed to be a challenge - I just didn't see the point of it, after he died for the second time. You must have had a glitched Dogmeat, because allowing the weakest support character to kill a Behemoth is moronic game design.

Dogmeat, as well as Fawkes and Sergeant RL-3, gets more powerful in Broken Steel. If you don't play Fallout 3 with Broken Steel, your dog might as well die. After all,

Spoiler

most of us know how non-Broken Steel FO3 loves to kill people for no good reason.

 

[joshuaayt]

LOL

This one time... On fallout. I was like WTF am I doing. Then I turned it off and played Border Lands.... True story.

Story? I thought you said you played Borderlands.
Anyway, probably when I was using that slave gun thing, Mesmatron, wasn't it?. Shot it at a couple of guys, and then. BAM! Out of nowhere comes the Mysterious Stranger. Now, I've heard of this happening for people with that gun- as it is still a gun- but, see, I didn't take that perk. So, for no reason, this punk kills my slaves. I was pretty sad, actually.

No no no.

The story about me playing Border Lands was true. Not the story within Border Lands.

Easy mistake to make.

Oh, I do apologise. I tend to overlook details when I troll people, even if it is something as mild as this.
And I just remembered another cool story- this one time, Megaton started off destroyed. I had just deactivated a whole bunch of mods, so it was probably my fault. Still, it was pretty disconcerting, and I almost cried manly tears when I realised that I had glitched Moira out of the game. That reinstall was swift and virtuous.

 

[Lust]

I did the stupidest thing.

I saved over my first file, on accident. I had put in over 130 hours and before I knew it...........................


..........it was all gone...

I was laughing at myself for the rest of the day.

I felt like such a dumbass.

 

[Buleet]

One time i was messing around with the console and to and spawned 100 feral ghoul reavers and 25 behemoths.The reavers won.then i went outside and created 50 reavers and 25 super mutand overlords with gatlings.reavers won again.then they noticed me and i entrered the killall cheat.For some reason All the reaver corpses gllitched out and and got thrown(with a lot of limbs stretching to the place) back to where they spawned.I had a radiation burning pile of goo.3 other reavers where at the door dancing in te air while stuck in eachother.It was almost scary.

other story is when a deathclaw randomly flew 9001 meters into the air.then when i was done killing his brother he came down slashed me once and got his legs torn of from the fall.

Fallouts glitches are awesome arnt they?

 

[SonicWaffle]

Yeah, because it's our fault the idiotic little fucker would randomly run off and get into fights while we were busy fighting for our lives. Keeping Dogmeat alive is supposed to be a challenge - I just didn't see the point of it, after he died for the second time. You must have had a glitched Dogmeat, because allowing the weakest support character to kill a Behemoth is moronic game design.

Dogmeat, as well as Fawkes and Sergeant RL-3, gets more powerful in Broken Steel. If you don't play Fallout 3 with Broken Steel, your dog might as well die. After all,

Spoiler

most of us know how non-Broken Steel FO3 loves to kill people for no good reason.

By the time Broken Steel came out, I'd finished Fallout 3 and the box was gathering dust on my shelf. I did eventually get around to it, but by then Dogmeat had been dead for a long time, and I couldn't be arsed to go back for him. I was still using Fawkes as a companion, but I didn't notice any real changes to him - he just ran around with his gatling laser, laughing in his merry & retarded fashion.

TBH, he wasn't that much use in Broken Steel once I was through the subway tunnels. In the air base, that giant tesla cannon thing pretty much one-hits sentry turrets, and once you're level 30 you're practically impossible to kill. At one point, the game glitched and Fawkes disappeared for a while. No noticeable difference to the difficulty ;-)

 

[The Procrastinated End]

Filling Three Dogs room with bottlecap mines while he was sleeping and watching him wake up.

 

[Mechsoap]

when i modded it with a zombie mod and found myself sniping zombies while singing to myself loudly,
and the first time i played it at the 10th birthday, i got a glitch when i walked through the upper door i was teleported to the aftermath when i was supposed to be 19, but no i couldent get out, none progressed to story, i got a bit freaked since i dident have any weapons, would make a excellent horror game

 

[Fellwarden]

I don't remember what I was doing at the time, but I came up from the subway tunnels and heard a few raiders nearby. I started sneaking and found where they were standing. Five raiders were standing in a ring, talking. I take a frag grenade (I have the bloody mess perk or what it's called), entered VATS for maximum enjoyment for what I was about to do. Threw the grenade at them, it exploded in the middle of the ring, and all of them blew up into little pieces that flew everywhere. It was awesome.