Pretty sure that, despite his life-saving tendencies, you'd still eventually kick him in the crotch just to get him to talk to you.Dsaprox said:Gordon Freeman!
He saved my life... twice!
OT: Argo from Shadow of the Colossus. That horse is friggin' indestructible, and very handy for all those times I'm being attacked by giants.
Otherwise, probably GlaDOS. We have the same sense of humour and distaste for humans.