Your best Joke Ever.

[greenflash]

What is your best joke ever. and please do not do any thing really cheesey or bad or just stupid.

Example of a Bad joke: Knock Knock, who's there, doctor, doctor who. (this joke is Stupid as hell)

Example of a kind of funny joke: What do jack's friend say to him on Halloween? idk. Can i have some of your candy jack? O SHIT did i just sa

 

[Sacman]

Spoiler: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, feminists can't change anything...

I'm pretty sure we had this same thread yesterday...<.<

 

[smearyllama]

I don't know any jokes. I do have this ongoing thing with a Metroid video for the Brinstar theme, however. I posted "Metroid was better when he was a MAN!!!" and ran with it.

That's about it...

By the way:

 

[comadorcrack]

Statistics show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

(also if you care to check out what I was put on probation for... I thought it was pretty funny)

 

[Jackalb]

So a guy walks into a bar, I've forgotten the rest of the joke but your mum's a whore.

 

[Luftwaffles]

Life is like a bag of jellybeans

Spoiler

Nobody likes the black ones

 

[frago roc]

Do you like fishsticks?
Do you like fishsticks in your mouth?
What are you? A gay fish?

 

[SteakHeart]

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
[sub]Monty Python reference ahoy![/sub]

 

[OakTaooper]

Did you know that math illiteracy affects 7 out of every 5 people?

 

[Armored Prayer]

I got two.

How many DBZ characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One but it takes about 75 episodes.

What did the cannibal do right after dumping his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.

 

[Matthew Wilson]

Jack Thompson.

Ok that was a low blow so here's another one, people say Latin is a dead language, it's not. All you have to is add US onto a describing word, for example a book is 'loadus wordus', a plate is 'foodus holdus' and Jack Thompson is 'Dickheadus Maximus'

 

[Distorted Stu]

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

 

[Maf10s1]

When someone made a your mother joke: "Hey, can't we get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours"

 

[greenflash]

Spoiler: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, feminists can't change anything...

I'm pretty sure we had this same thread yesterday...<.<

Really? sorry but i did not see that one.

 

[Luftwaffles]

Jack Thompson.

Ok that was a low blow so here's another one, people say Latin is a dead language, it's not. All you have to is add US onto a describing word, for example a book is 'loadus wordus', a plate is 'foodus holdus' and Jack Thompson is 'Dickheadus Maximus'

Dont you mean Bigus Dickus?

 

[Dead_Man]

why did jesus quit playing hockey?

cuz he kept getting nailed to the boards!

 

[Purple Shrimp]

knock knock

 

[Instant K4rma]

Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would have learned from the first.

EDIT: And yes, as stated earlier, I posted on a different "Tell me a joke" thread literally about 13 hours ago.

 

[Falconcry]

two fish in a tank, one turns to the other and asks "how do you drive this thing?"

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

What's the easiest part about being a paedophile?

Spoiler

Convincing the rest of the clergy not to tell anyone.

I apologise to all catholics and especially priests wholeheartedly, but that's one damn funny joke.

Sorry.