your best joke

[Perfect-Insanity666]

How can you tell if your sister is on her period?

Your dad's dick taste like blood

 

[bowserboy26578]

Jesus walks into a bar, What does he say?

Ouch.

 

[Liberaliterr]

What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony

...

Don't judge me....

 

[supermaster1337]

I am a dude and that is freakn hilarious.

 

[LilGherkin]

Here's one of my favorites I've told on other threads like these.

What do you call a prostitute that works Minneapolis & St. Paul?

A "Tale" Of Two Cities

 

[The_Deleted]

Which bees make milk?

Spoiler

Boobees

 

[Valkyira]

(to someone you don't like in a public place) "shouldn't dogs be on leashes here?"

 

[deleted_by_strongbad]

This is from a book of lithuanian "folk lore":

So in the beginning God took some clay, molded it, breathed life into it, and so Adam came to be. The Devil sees this and figures he can do the same so he took some clay, molded it, breathed life into it and watched as it started to walk about. God seeing this tells the Devil, "Good work but you forgot to give it a heart and instead gave it two stomachs."
Thinking on this the Devil shrugs and replies, "That's OK we'll just call it a German."

 

[Evilmonkeysniper0182]

What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony

...

Don't judge me....

That was a pretty awsome joke dude

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

How can you tell if your sister is on her period?

Your dad's dick taste like blood

*licks lips*

 

[GodsOneMistake]

A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender to line up 6 tequila shots.
BT: "Having a bad day or something?"
Guy: "No, I'm actually celebrating!"
BT: "Oh, what are ya celebrating?"
Guy: *gulps down the first shot*"ahh....first blowjob t'day"
BT: "Well, congradulations, tell you what. If you finish all six of these I'll give a seventh for free!"
Guy: "Thanks, but if this many doesn't get the taste outta my mouth nothin will."
( o_0)-----(o)(o)

Lol this one gave me a good laugh good for you

 

[GodsOneMistake]

How can you tell if your sister is on her period?

Your dad's dick taste like blood

Why?? lol

 

[Fraught]

Little Red Riding Hood and Pinocchio meet in a forest. Little Red Riding Hood tackles Pinocchio to the ground, sits on his face and in a depraved voice says, "START LYING PINOCCHIO!!!"

That is sooo naughty.

 

[sky14kemea]

Superman is flying through town, when suddenly he sees Woderwoman lying naked, spreadeaglead on a skyscraper. Seeing his chance, Superman flys down, does the buisness and in 5 seconds is finished and flying away. Suddenly Wonderwoman says "what was that?" so the Invisible Man replys "I don't know but it hurt alot!"

thats genius XD

 

[sheic99]

How can you tell if your sister is on her period?

Your dad's dick taste like blood

You're kind of dancing the ban line with that joke.

Spoiler: What's red and blue?

Purple

 

[Spacewolf]

An elderly British gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French customs desk he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag. ' You have been to France before, monsieur?' the customs officer asked sarcastically. The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.
'Then you should know enough to 'ave your passport ready,' the customs officer said.
The elderly gentleman replied, 'The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it.'
'Impossible! The British always have to show their passports on arrival in France !'


The Man gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained;
'Well, when I came ashore on the Beach on D-Day in 1944, I couldn't find any fucking Frenchmen to show it to.'

 

[MrNades]

do you like fishsticks?

What are you, a gay fish? XD

Soon as I saw this thread I saw this coming. lol

 

[MrNades]

Well this is one of my favorites, what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?


One is fun to hit with a sludge hammer the other is a watermelon.
Screwed up yes but still funny in my book.

 

[Guido656]

I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread the other day...

But I was mistaken, it said Thick Cut.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I started writing poetry the other day

P O E T R

That's coming along nicely.