Your best kill in a game ever!

[The Potato Lord]

Post your most glorious or hilarious story of killing an enemy in a game here.

Also, please don't post plasma grenade kills from any of the Halos unless it is redirected a ridiculous ammount of times(4 I guess).

Two of my best are from bioshock-Telekinesis is just too fun. the first was in the basement of one of the bars/tavern type places where i slung a puppy at a splicer and scored a headshot which registered an instant kill. the second one was nailing another splicer with a hoe I grabbed with telekinesis and threw at him,"death by Hoe" juvenile but funny regardless.

An honorable mention goes to a time while playing the dark Messiah of might and Magic:Elements demo. i had just entered a chamber with a generic sword-guard in it. Noticing a couple of crates on the floor, I grabbed one and threw it at said Sword-guy. the crate sailed through the air and missed the guard's head by half a foot. A that moment a generic Bow-guard stepped into the open and was knocked flying across the room by the Air-sailing crate. Non-lethal but hilarious.

 

[GenHellspawn]

Beating The Hydra (Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth) by filling her pen with water and shooting her with an electric rifle.

 

[hellthins]

Playing Call of Duty 4 in the tiny European town on Search and Destroy. I'm in one of the two houses at the street lined with houses as a sniper. I decide to stop trying to snipe from that particular window since I can't get a good shot. I head down the stairs, and as I round the corner out pops some random person. I instinctively knife him in the chest as he runs at me. Turns out he's a martyr. I catch the grenade, notice his friend in a ghillie suit taking aim at me, chunk the grenade at him, and duck behind a corner.

Best double kill ever.

 

[Deeko]

My best kill ever was when i was playing team fortress classic and me and my friend were taking turns. My friend kept saying i was crazy so out loud i said "You wan't crazy ill show you crazy!" At that moment i ran up a ladder and crowbard a soldier until he gibbed all over my screen. Funny and satisfying.

 

[Mairsil the Pretender]

Half Life 2: first time I used a manhack held in the gravity gun to kill a soldier. It was like a chainsaw, man!

Half-Life 2; Episode 1. When you and Alyx come up from a a basement into the street, and combine soldiers start rapelling down the wall. I took out two with the crossbow (medium range, midair moving targets) before they reached the ground. pinned one, sent the other one flying

Episode 2. in the final battle, two hunters at once with the car, turbo-boosted. Also, the first time I disintegrated a Hunter (using a Radiator stuck full of it's own Flechettes) was sweet, especially since I didnt know I could do it.

Halo: CE. Silent Cartographer. pistoled two hunters at once at point blank, nimbly evading every attack they made. got out of the fray unscathed, with two dead hunters at my feet. Also, once made a absolutely perfect flag run in Ice Feilds. Fully-loaded warthog sets out for enemy base, passenger jumps out and grabs the flag. warthog circles the base, killing no less than three reds just by running them over. Gunner keeps the rest away with supressive fire, maybe drops one or two. flag-bearer comes out, we pick him up, and make a flawless getaway, taking out the one persuing ghost easily.

Clive Barker's Undying. Up against two giant floating heads. Killed one with phosphorous shotgun blasts, then reanimated it to distract the second. took out the second with the scythe.

 

[TerribleTerryTate]

On Stranglehold for the 360. Jumped on a trailer thing, jumped off that onto a chanderleer, jumped off that and headshotted someone whilst falling down onto a railing with one bullet. It was complete luck, but looked awesome.
CoD2 - On Carentan, using a Garand, took pot shots at someone who then found cover. As you can't reload it manually, I randomly fired into the distance for the reload and headshotted someone as they ran round a corner. Complete luck, but hilarious.

 

[ChrisP.Lettuce]

Earlier today I was playing C&C Renegade and while me and a NoD enemy were both falling off of the same cliff by accident, I managed to snag him from about 50 yards with a grenade launcher in freefall. I don't play many FPS's so that was about as good as I get, since I'm usually just creeping around with either a sniper rifle or in the assault suit playing defense.

 

[PsiMatrix]

Halo 3 - Totally at random (and a bit of anger) I threw a plasma grenade high up in the air. A few seconds later I got "You stuck " and the Stuck Medal. After checking the film in Theater mode my grenade arc'd over the pillars and a blue opponent who had been crouch-hiding walked out just in time for my grenade to stick onto his head.

The only other one which was similar was an accidental sniper kill; again, random firing hitting someone purely by chance.

 

[Ixus Illwrath]

Not so much a single kill, but...

WoW, back in the days of Warsong Gulch, before the cross-server insanity, my guildmates and I were up against one of the top alliance guilds on the server. As an undead warlock, I ran the flag all 3 times, ended the match with 15 kills, 0 deaths. Our guild was to about Chromaggus in Blackwing Lair, the opposing guild was a week away from killing C'thun in An'Qiraj.

Anyone who's played that battleground before knows that's pretty unbelievable achievement.

 

[stevesan]

BioShock. My first big daddy. I had a turret on my side, but it was behind a wall, shooting through a crack at the big daddy. I guess it was just close enough for the Big Daddy to go melee on it, but far enough to be completely unharmed. So the big daddy kept trying to punch the turret while the turret unloaded. I barely did anything...what a disappointment.

Maybe that's why I don't like BioShock much...

 

[The Poet]

My best ever was a few days ago.

COD 4: On Countdown we had just rushed the bomb from one side of the map to the other and had planted it. The planter was down and completely undefended. Everyone rushed to it. I cooked a grenade and threw it right at the one who was on the ground defusing it. It landed on his back. He tried to get up and run but it was too late. He blew up. But this isn't were it ends. Two others standing by the bomb were killed. One running from one side of the room to the other at this time was killed. And finally one camper got killed. One other guy dived away at the last second to avoid death but was finished quickly by a burst from my P90. I literally killed the whole opposing team with 1 grenade and about 3 rounds from a P90. If that isn't the best then let me say all my friends in that game witnessed it so I got ultimate bragging rights.

 

[Pat M.]

Goldeneye 007 on the N64: i won a first-to-ten match with a final score of 11 by getting a head shot on one guy with the cougar magnum, which when through and hit the guy behind him in the head as well. i think i got Double Kill and Most Accurate for that one.

 

[randomlynessive]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqD4ngWSwhE

not mine, but i saw it a while ago (yes its halo, but it has nothing to do with plasma grenades)

 

[portuga-man]

killing 3 guys, all of them with headshots on cs, then hearing the guys on t.s saying "boy this server turned into a hacker convention", and getting banned 2 secs later.

seriously, you can't feel any more awesome than being banned for being so skilled that ppl think you hack

 

[jordinator]

playin the backlot in cod4 a couple of weeks back.
i outflanked a group of guys camping in the room with the mounted machine gun, chucked a stun grenade in an wiped the lot of them out with a silenced mp5, taking out over half the team with 1 clip.
the beauty then was on their respawn i could see on the UAV they were popping up in the same area so i called in an airstrike and burned the whole team once again.

goodtimes.

 

[Count_de_Monet]

hmm...this is difficult...

While I have a long history of being banned from CS 1.6 and CS:S servers I think my greatest achievement was in a CAL match years ago.

We were losing pretty bad on dust or dust 2, can't remember which is which, and I was the only one covering B since they had just rushed it three times in a row. After a minute and none of us had heard or seen the enemy I started walking into the tunnel. I turned left and the entire team was lined up on the wall next to me. After a long double-take I unloaded straight down the line with my colt killing all four with headshots and switching the momentum to our side.

 

[mootzilla]

The time I killed three people at once with a well timed Redead throw in Smash Bros Melee was pretty excellent, as I recall. My demise from a randomly spawned bob-omb only increased the hilarity factor at the time.

Easily my most memorable kill, anyway.