Your best kill in a game ever!
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Alright, this was a teamkill, but who cares?
Back in BF2, a teammate and I were flying jets in tandem, him slightly higher and farther ahead. He bails out to parachute down and I end up splattering him. And he blames me for a teamkill.
Seriously, I couldn't get an intentional mid-air splatter if I tried...
One more: In AC, I ran into a leper and did one of the three things I usually do:
1. Beat him until he wirthes in pain.
2. Assassinate him
3. Fling him into a wall
After he pushed me, I chose #3. I flung him at a barrier that was shorter than I had anticipated. He goes over. A few seconds later, I hear a crack and my synchronization bar is cut in half.
Awesome.
Back in BF2, a teammate and I were flying jets in tandem, him slightly higher and farther ahead. He bails out to parachute down and I end up splattering him. And he blames me for a teamkill.
Seriously, I couldn't get an intentional mid-air splatter if I tried...
One more: In AC, I ran into a leper and did one of the three things I usually do:
1. Beat him until he wirthes in pain.
2. Assassinate him
3. Fling him into a wall
After he pushed me, I chose #3. I flung him at a barrier that was shorter than I had anticipated. He goes over. A few seconds later, I hear a crack and my synchronization bar is cut in half.
Awesome.
Oh, i have a new one. Basically, Team Fortress 2, 2Fort, and I pulled off a godly headshot, which made someone think i was a lucky noob. I challenged him to prove i was.
Unfortunately for me, he was in a clan, and two other people from said clan were in this game. They changed to sniper, and focussed on me and only me from that point on. about 7 mins later, i was being dominated by all three of them. Heavy wasn't cutting it. They were too fast for a scout. So i got back into the sniper class.
I think the next three bullets i launched must have been blessed by God, Jesus, Saradomin, Jyggalag, and every other god IRL and in gaming ever.
*Bang* Rossmallo got revenge on Citrusflame.
*Bang* Rossmallo got revenge on Touch It.
*Bang* Rossmallo got revenge on LongDongSilver.
TRUE. FREAKING. NIRVANNA.
Unfortunately for me, he was in a clan, and two other people from said clan were in this game. They changed to sniper, and focussed on me and only me from that point on. about 7 mins later, i was being dominated by all three of them. Heavy wasn't cutting it. They were too fast for a scout. So i got back into the sniper class.
I think the next three bullets i launched must have been blessed by God, Jesus, Saradomin, Jyggalag, and every other god IRL and in gaming ever.
*Bang* Rossmallo got revenge on Citrusflame.
*Bang* Rossmallo got revenge on Touch It.
*Bang* Rossmallo got revenge on LongDongSilver.
TRUE. FREAKING. NIRVANNA.
I have 2 from Halo 3.
The first one was on Snowbound, at the Shotgun spawn point. I had noticed before that the area was surrounded by explosive containers and decided to try and lure someone into said hallway and kill them by blowing up the containers around them. Needless to say, it worked. Twice.
The second one was earlier in my career with the game. This was more what happened afterward in the saved film. The game itself was a game of Team Slayer on Valhalla. In the course of the game, I think I got, like, 3 sniper kills on people going off the man cannon. Me and my party went into the saved film later on to check out the game, and I was waiting to check out the amazing kills I made. I paused at each one of them, and I think it was the... second one, but at the time I paused it, the guy was still going through the air and hadn't gone into "dead mode" yet, and the sniper trail remained, as well as the blood from his torso, and just the way it was all stopped made it look like I had just sniped him in the crotch.
In fact, here's a mock poster I made with a screenshot from that game: http://bp1.blogger.com/_ct_-0L0_BII/Ry_Q8x59w5I/AAAAAAAAAoo/_LOw3XCdbF0/s1600-h/eunuchtacular.jpg
EDIT: Also, any time I've ever thrown a knife into a guard's back in Assassin's Creed, only to have him fall off the roof of the building he was patrolling and landing in the streets below. The sound of people freaking out cracks me up every time.
The first one was on Snowbound, at the Shotgun spawn point. I had noticed before that the area was surrounded by explosive containers and decided to try and lure someone into said hallway and kill them by blowing up the containers around them. Needless to say, it worked. Twice.
The second one was earlier in my career with the game. This was more what happened afterward in the saved film. The game itself was a game of Team Slayer on Valhalla. In the course of the game, I think I got, like, 3 sniper kills on people going off the man cannon. Me and my party went into the saved film later on to check out the game, and I was waiting to check out the amazing kills I made. I paused at each one of them, and I think it was the... second one, but at the time I paused it, the guy was still going through the air and hadn't gone into "dead mode" yet, and the sniper trail remained, as well as the blood from his torso, and just the way it was all stopped made it look like I had just sniped him in the crotch.
In fact, here's a mock poster I made with a screenshot from that game: http://bp1.blogger.com/_ct_-0L0_BII/Ry_Q8x59w5I/AAAAAAAAAoo/_LOw3XCdbF0/s1600-h/eunuchtacular.jpg
EDIT: Also, any time I've ever thrown a knife into a guard's back in Assassin's Creed, only to have him fall off the roof of the building he was patrolling and landing in the streets below. The sound of people freaking out cracks me up every time.
COD4 on Crossfire. I was sniping at the bottom of the map on the first floor of the room to your left if you're looking up the map. I was having no luck using an R700 so i picked up a fallen comrades .50 cal and fired 2 random shots up the top getting 2 kills, one a head shot another just a normal kill. If only COD had theater, would be so sweet.
I remember I was doing co-op Crackdown with a friend (who was trying to help me incidently). He jumped and for a laugh I shot him with a guided missile rocket which launched him further into the air. The resident triads who were all armed with rocket launchers then had the same idea. I'm not sure if his body ever landed.ultra_v_89 said:
Then with the same friend (quite why we're still friends...) on CoD4. Team Hardcore. Shot him as we spawned and started the game. His matyrdom then took out most the team (I lived till he found me five minutes later). -30 or so points before he'd even left the spawn.
Friendly fire is far too good to waste. Most friendly fire games end up with us killing eachother while the enemy team tries to get a look in.
As for actually killing someone on the other team, again on CoD4, I found a sniper standing in the window overlooking the banks on Pipeline. The plus side was he'd decided to plant a claymore for protection... and stand on it. So I obliged by shooting the claymore and launching him into orbit. I really wish you could record kills on CoD4 at times.
I've done that before, and in blood money there are even more opportunities to put bombs into pastries and turkeys and?that whole game could revolve around slipping explosives into Entrées or dessertsSparkly-elf said:
In Day of Defeat: Source I was playing on the US team in eight on eight really late at night on Avalanche, I remember I was really frustrated because they had blitzkrieged the hell out of us the last round. Well the rest of my team must have been angry too because they took the mid and German second last within 30 seconds and then got mowed down by machine gun fire.
I was playing assault and I ran up to take the last point, killed the machine gunner and his buddy on my way there with the Thompson, stood at the flag and was blocked. Two guys ran out of the door near the flag, I killed both of them with the Thompson dancing around like a boxer. Then two more came out, a support and a sniper, I finished the Thompson clip and finished the support with my 1911 and threw a hand grenade at the floor as ANOTHER assault came out.
I was literally out of weapons and at the point where I was fighting my surprise and shock to maintain concentration, however, I luckily switched back to the Thompson and K.O.ed the assault with my fist; looked at the sniper, stopped dancing around like a fairy as he was reloading his rifle. The instant he got his rifle ready he was blown about 20 feet in the air by my grenade, and I capture the point with probably one hitpoint left. That is the most intense 15 seconds of DOD:S I have ever played. That last kill was my favorite, he didn't even see me throw that grenade :0) .
I killed the final boss of Neverwinter Nights: Hoards of the Underdark with a finger of death, and he rolled a nat 1. The text was like, "53 + 1 =54, DC34, Success"
Also, every damn fight in Baldur's Gate 2 is a major accomplishment. That game is beyond difficult.
Also, every damn fight in Baldur's Gate 2 is a major accomplishment. That game is beyond difficult.
cs: playing fy_iceworld. Took the MG and owned a group of 3.
Pulling off backstabs in Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory always felt really good, moreso if you were a disguised spy.
Not kill-related, but probably a most hilarious tale: In TF2 (forgot the map, could have been dustbowl), as a soldier, I sneaked to the enemy Capture point alone, unsupported, and captured it. No defenses whatsoever, save for a scout, I think. I laughed so hard when I did that.
Pulling off backstabs in Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory always felt really good, moreso if you were a disguised spy.
Not kill-related, but probably a most hilarious tale: In TF2 (forgot the map, could have been dustbowl), as a soldier, I sneaked to the enemy Capture point alone, unsupported, and captured it. No defenses whatsoever, save for a scout, I think. I laughed so hard when I did that.
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the dark brotherhood mission where you go to a party and kill all the gests i talked to one of them got the talking thing to 100 ended the conversation she then randomly killed one of the gusts then one killed her and so on i only had to kill the last one
the dark brotherhood mission where you go to a party and kill all the gests i talked to one of them got the talking thing to 100 ended the conversation she then randomly killed one of the gusts then one killed her and so on i only had to kill the last one
Unfortunately, Halo 2. And unfortunately, I was the one who got killed by it. More unfortunately, it was me being stuck by a plasma grenade...from the other side of the f-bomb map! I guess that's what I get for sniping.
An awesome Halo 2 kill that I had was when I shot a rocket at someone with my flag. Rocket missed, hit an allied warthog, blew it up, and it landed on the bugger with my flag! Take THAT!
and, since it is a thread of best kills in a game (not specifically a video game), I'm throwing in a Warhammer 40K one, free of charge. I'm playing in a doubles tournament. My genestealer-heavy army teamed with ultramarines. We were facing Orks and Night Lords Chaos marines. Night Lords player infiltrates a Daemon Prince near my genestealers lead by a Broodlord. He tells me about how super-special-awesome his Daemon Prince is, with it's Daemonic makes-it-better-in-every-way upgrades. He tells me it can single-handedly rip through armies. I charge it, and rip it to shreds with my broodlord. 250+ points killed by 90 points, and I shut up a loud-mouth...pretty satisfying for me.
An awesome Halo 2 kill that I had was when I shot a rocket at someone with my flag. Rocket missed, hit an allied warthog, blew it up, and it landed on the bugger with my flag! Take THAT!
and, since it is a thread of best kills in a game (not specifically a video game), I'm throwing in a Warhammer 40K one, free of charge. I'm playing in a doubles tournament. My genestealer-heavy army teamed with ultramarines. We were facing Orks and Night Lords Chaos marines. Night Lords player infiltrates a Daemon Prince near my genestealers lead by a Broodlord. He tells me about how super-special-awesome his Daemon Prince is, with it's Daemonic makes-it-better-in-every-way upgrades. He tells me it can single-handedly rip through armies. I charge it, and rip it to shreds with my broodlord. 250+ points killed by 90 points, and I shut up a loud-mouth...pretty satisfying for me.
Two moving scouts on TF2, killed them both mid jump, with a headshot, in the space of about twenty seconds.
Probably not much for others, but I was chuffed.
That and a perfectly placed bomb under a guy's sofa on Hitman: Blood Money. Killed him, and him alone, even though there was a CIA guy stood right next to him.
Probably not much for others, but I was chuffed.
That and a perfectly placed bomb under a guy's sofa on Hitman: Blood Money. Killed him, and him alone, even though there was a CIA guy stood right next to him.
GRAW2 a perfect headshot from one side of hideout on a guy poking his head thrugh a barrel it was brilliant
Once, i was playing co-op in Halo 1, and I got on one of the vehicles, and I accidentaly ran over my brother's guy with a warthog! The downside, i got the shit kicked out of me.
Another time, it was on Stranglehold, once i went behind a guy, and did the slow mo kill right up his ass! and one time, i did the slow down kill for fun, no guy next to me, shot, went through the glass, and into someones dick! I laughed so hard when that happened!
Another time, it was on Stranglehold, once i went behind a guy, and did the slow mo kill right up his ass! and one time, i did the slow down kill for fun, no guy next to me, shot, went through the glass, and into someones dick! I laughed so hard when that happened!