Your best pick up line

[xchurchx]

just curious to see what you fine witty ppl can come up with

 

[Lord Beautiful]

"Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"

 

[Astoria]

My boyfriend said this one to me as a joke. I'm going on a no suger diet cuz you're all the sweetness I need in my life.

It may be lame but I find that Harry Potter related ones are pretty funny. I am yet to hear one that actually works.

 

[Stasisesque]

"I'm a girl on the internet."

 

[MercurySteam]

"You've got a great voice. I'm sure it would sound even better muffled by my penis."

Not I don't actually use this.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Im like a rubix cube. The longer you play with me the harder I get.

"How you doin'?" In think New York accent.

I see what you did there.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

"Fuck me if I'm wrong but are you Elvis?"

 

[dfcrackhead]

"How you doin'?" In think New York accent.

Wow, 2010 and Friend's is still showing up in references.

OT: A couple of my favorites that I've heard over the years:
I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Lets flip a coin, tails I get head, and heads I get tail.
I'm like a Rubiks Cube, the more you play with me, the harder I get. - EDIT: Ninja'd, damn

Thats all I can think of right now, might edit later if I remember more

 

[RobotNinja]

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first". Not really though, pickup lines never work for me.

 

[TriGGeR_HaPPy]

"Does this wrag smell of chloroform to you?"

Aww, Damn! Ninja'd by the first reply. D:

I don't actually have another pick-up line, but I don't need one. The above line works every time. *thumbs up*

EDIT: F i cud be srs for a secnd hear.
I'm not sure if you were interested in ones we actually use or not, but if so, I don't actually use any. Chances are, if we're both interested in each other, a simple "Hey, so can I have your number?" at the end of the night works fine.

 

[Angerwing]

"Does this wrag smell of chloroform to you?"

Wow, I've never heard THAT one before.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Hey there ladies, good thing you got those fans to cool you off cus you are hot! (That is if they are using a fan in the first place.)

Yeah I really don't have a pick up line to use.....

 

[deathdoom66]

Hey baby, can I be a tangent to your function, so I can lie tangent to your curve?
Best math pick up line I know.

 

[Antitonic]

He: "Do you know the fundamental difference between conversation and sex?"
She: "No...?"
He: "Want to go upstairs and talk?

Spoiler: Alternatively...

Bonus points if you do this IRL. Points off if you don't include the screaming and flailing.

 

[Kevonovitch]

"hi, wanna fuck?"

no lie, and yes, it has worked.

 

[Aur0ra145]

"Sooo, you wanna make out?"

^I've actually had this work on several different occasions.

 

[RatRace123]

"Is heaven missing an angel? 'Cause I wanna plow you."

"Great tits, wonder how they'd look in my face."

"INTERCOURSE!"
"What?"
"Sorry, I meant to say 'I WANT INTERCOURSE, I WANT INTERCOURSE ON YOU!'"

I've got a million of 'em.

 

[TheSteeleStrap]

"Does this wrag smell of chloroform to you?"

I knew this one would come up, which doesn't make it any less funny. In fact, I would've been disappointed if I didn't see it. For some reason, I was slightly surprised that it was the first comment.