Your best pick up line
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*put you hand on her shoulder*
"If you were a pirate, would you keep your parrot on this shoulder..."
*slide hand to other shoulder so arm is around her*
"... or this one?"
"If you were a pirate, would you keep your parrot on this shoulder..."
*slide hand to other shoulder so arm is around her*
"... or this one?"
"aren't you hot wearing all thoes cloths?"
"whadda ya say? i'll leave the lights on so i can remember your face."
"i've discovered the ritual to divide by 0 sucessfully, wanna participate?"
punny lines, i got too many XD
"whadda ya say? i'll leave the lights on so i can remember your face."
"i've discovered the ritual to divide by 0 sucessfully, wanna participate?"
punny lines, i got too many XD
Been out shopping with my mum we went into HMV to get a dvd box set mum said to me there call of duty you getting it I said not interested in it girl near us ask me out for a date I got a girl friend love sorry i dont cheat
She was prob messing about but still LOL
She was prob messing about but still LOL
YES! epic win dude X'D <3 LICDDaveman said:"I swear, it's just a normal cold sore. It's not Herpes."
Other than that I'm not sure. Does just rubbing my crotch against them count as a line? It gets results... unfortunately.
"Hello Mrs, my friend is lieing on the side of the road bleeding to death, please, i need your help!" *Notes inconspicous windowless van nearby* "Hurry Mrs, we have to hurry!"
Well, it is a 'Pick-Up' line, right? You never said what kind of pickup it needed to be
Well, it is a 'Pick-Up' line, right? You never said what kind of pickup it needed to be
I like it. By that same logic then, I'll go up to a girl wearing a skirt and say "I bet I can lift you over my head."Estocavio said:"Hello Mrs, my friend is lieing on the side of the road bleeding to death, please, i need your help!" *Notes inconspicous windowless van nearby* "Hurry Mrs, we have to hurry!"
Well, it is a 'Pick-Up' line, right? You never said what kind of pickup it needed to be
actually i stole that line from my exTheMightyAtrox said:
but ty i guess XD there's a "pirate property" variant aswell, feel free to try em out apparently pirates are kinda sexy to alot of women
How about *Drops wallet, with several notes of fake money that looks real in the thousands slightly sticking out* "Oh my. Well hello there young skirt wearing female; Say, could you, Pick that Up for me?" Voyeurs can have pickup lines as well - Im liking this chain of thoughtTheMightyAtrox said:I like it. By that same logic then, I'll go up to a girl wearing a skirt and say "I bet I can lift you over my head."Estocavio said:"Hello Mrs, my friend is lieing on the side of the road bleeding to death, please, i need your help!" *Notes inconspicous windowless van nearby* "Hurry Mrs, we have to hurry!"
Well, it is a 'Pick-Up' line, right? You never said what kind of pickup it needed to be
Is that a mirror in your pants?
Because I can see myself in there!
or
*Get girl to touch sleeve of coat*
Feel that?
Boyfriend material!
Because I can see myself in there!
or
*Get girl to touch sleeve of coat*
Feel that?
Boyfriend material!
Not that you remember at least. You probably don't remember what happened right after you heard it, either.Angerwing said:
