Your best pick up line

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runnernda

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Oh, I thought of more.

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your jeans"

"How much does a polar bear weigh?"
"I don't know."
"Enough to break the ice."
 

TheSteeleStrap

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*put you hand on her shoulder*
"If you were a pirate, would you keep your parrot on this shoulder..."
*slide hand to other shoulder so arm is around her*
"... or this one?"
 

Kevonovitch

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"aren't you hot wearing all thoes cloths?"

"whadda ya say? i'll leave the lights on so i can remember your face."

"i've discovered the ritual to divide by 0 sucessfully, wanna participate?"

:p punny lines, i got too many XD
 

Kevonovitch

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TheMightyAtrox said:
*put you hand on her shoulder*
"If you were a pirate, would you keep your parrot on this shoulder..."
*slide hand to other shoulder so arm is around her*
"... or this one?"
"i'm sorry this ass is now pirate booty." /slaps ass
 

Daveman

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"I swear, it's just a normal cold sore. It's not Herpes."

Other than that I'm not sure. Does just rubbing my crotch against them count as a line? It gets results... unfortunately.

 

Omega500

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Been out shopping with my mum we went into HMV to get a dvd box set mum said to me there call of duty you getting it I said not interested in it girl near us ask me out for a date I got a girl friend love sorry i dont cheat

She was prob messing about but still LOL
 

Kevonovitch

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Daveman said:
"I swear, it's just a normal cold sore. It's not Herpes."

Other than that I'm not sure. Does just rubbing my crotch against them count as a line? It gets results... unfortunately.

YES! epic win dude X'D <3 LICD
 

Estocavio

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"Hello Mrs, my friend is lieing on the side of the road bleeding to death, please, i need your help!" *Notes inconspicous windowless van nearby* "Hurry Mrs, we have to hurry!"

Well, it is a 'Pick-Up' line, right? You never said what kind of pickup it needed to be :p
 

TheSteeleStrap

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Kevonovitch said:
TheMightyAtrox said:
*put you hand on her shoulder*
"If you were a pirate, would you keep your parrot on this shoulder..."
*slide hand to other shoulder so arm is around her*
"... or this one?"
"i'm sorry this ass is now pirate booty." /slaps ass
Thank you for improving my line.
 

TheSteeleStrap

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Estocavio said:
"Hello Mrs, my friend is lieing on the side of the road bleeding to death, please, i need your help!" *Notes inconspicous windowless van nearby* "Hurry Mrs, we have to hurry!"

Well, it is a 'Pick-Up' line, right? You never said what kind of pickup it needed to be :p
I like it. By that same logic then, I'll go up to a girl wearing a skirt and say "I bet I can lift you over my head."
 

Kevonovitch

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TheMightyAtrox said:
Kevonovitch said:
TheMightyAtrox said:
*put you hand on her shoulder*
"If you were a pirate, would you keep your parrot on this shoulder..."
*slide hand to other shoulder so arm is around her*
"... or this one?"
"i'm sorry this ass is now pirate booty." /slaps ass
Thank you for improving my line.
actually i stole that line from my ex :p but ty i guess XD there's a "pirate property" variant aswell, feel free to try em out :p apparently pirates are kinda sexy to alot of women o_O
 

Estocavio

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TheMightyAtrox said:
Estocavio said:
"Hello Mrs, my friend is lieing on the side of the road bleeding to death, please, i need your help!" *Notes inconspicous windowless van nearby* "Hurry Mrs, we have to hurry!"

Well, it is a 'Pick-Up' line, right? You never said what kind of pickup it needed to be :p
I like it. By that same logic then, I'll go up to a girl wearing a skirt and say "I bet I can lift you over my head."
How about *Drops wallet, with several notes of fake money that looks real in the thousands slightly sticking out* "Oh my. Well hello there young skirt wearing female; Say, could you, Pick that Up for me?" Voyeurs can have pickup lines as well - Im liking this chain of thought
 

Triangulon

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Is that a mirror in your pants?
Because I can see myself in there!

or

*Get girl to touch sleeve of coat*
Feel that?
Boyfriend material!
 

TheTejs

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1. get up on a stage with a large audience
2. "Sooo... I'm like really hot, and you guys are sorta okay, wanna come home with me?"