Your best pick up line

[JuryNelson]

If you're a guy, I got nothin'.
But if you're a girl: "Do you want to make out."

Seriously. My girlfriend said it to me, and we've been together 3 years now. I told another gal to say it to a guy she liked, and they're getting married next month.

If it works, it works really, really well. And if it doesn't, well, now you know where you stand.

 

[troth]

"Are you a pinguin? because I find pinguins sexually attractive"
If it doesn't work, she's a lesbian.

 

[Helmutye]

"If I told you you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?"

Classy as hell!

 

[dogenzakaminion]

"Is heaven missing an angel, 'cause you've got nice cans!" Oh, Bender, you silly robot.

Mine would have to be "Is the there a mirror in your pocket, because I'm sure I can see myself in your pants"

 

[Gavmate92]

Theres 206 bones in the human body, would you like one more xD

 

[WrongSprite]

Under all these clothes, I'm naked.

 

[Lance Arrow]

"I bet mine's bigger."

 

[Badabukavich]

"Hey baby, I wanna be your derivative and lie tangent to your curves"

 

[That Greek Guy]

You walk up to a girl looking cool and stuff and you say "Hey baby, i just shit my pants.....can i get into yours?"

 

[crudus]

"You're cold. Let me hold you"

This has worked 6 times at this point.

"Does this wrag smell of chloroform to you?"

Wow, I've never heard THAT one before.

Yet it is always the first post in these topics.

 

[Super Six One]

It's not technically a line but its a style?

I take connect 4(travel size) to nightculbs and ask hot girls for games.


Yes, it has worked.......trust me.

 

[me.vicky]

(very loud, retard voice)"What's your name? Hi (first and last name), I just wanted to tell you I like you and think you're a pretty awesome human being and stuff." (run away awkwardly)

Don't laugh, this has actually worked for me several times.

 

[lvl9000_woot]

I lost my number, can I have yours?

classic

 

[Clockwork Scarecrow.]

I'm a gynecologist who saves orphans from death in his spare time.

 

[Cormitt]

It's a two person job to pull this one off but I guarantee at least a laugh.

Ok. You and your friend spy someone you want to hit on across the room. You wander over to them and say.

"You see my friend over there?" - You point to your friend who grins sheepishly
"Well he was wondering if you thought I was cute?"

12 years bartending never failed to at least score a laugh and in many cases "dates."

 

[Wade Taylor]

can i have the blue portal, to the orange portal of your heart?

 

[The Rockerfly]

My dick is out and I can still see your face
Does this taste like rohypnol?
There is a court in my pants and you've been summoned

 

[6unn3r]

Do you know the differance between sex and a good conversation? No? Well how about we go back to your place and "talk"?

 

[adderseal]

Me: Do you fancy a drink?
Her: Yes!
Me: Alright then, grab me a beer when you go up.

Let's go behind that rock and get a little boulder.

I lost my phone number, could I have yours? EDIT: Ninja'd on that one.

If you want something a bit more direct, there's always: Car. Now.