Your best pick up line
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Walk up to her, and stand there staring till she acknowledges you. When she does, offer her a Pez. No one can turn down Pez.
Pick up lines from total strangers are so shallow and unromantic they should be illegal. Anytime someone uses a pick up line with me, the answer will always end up as a "no." They show that the guy has no confidence in who they are and even less respect for who I am.
"Good afternoon, human who appears to be within the female subsection of the species. It would appear that as of just now I am of the opposite gender to you, that being the "male" section. It would also appear that, as a male, I possess a sexually-based attraction towards the more vagina-based gender. This attraction would lead me to believe that it would be appropriate for me to propose to you the offer of a liquid substance possibly containing a volume of alcohol at yonder liquid serving institution, more colloquially known as a bar. This interaction between you and myself could be correctly construed in a different term as a "date". After this "date", possibly based off of your blood alcohol content, it may be possible for me to inquire as to whether or not you would permit me to journey with you back to my place of living. Upon entering my place of residence it could be a possibility that we would retreat to my sleeping chambers and engage in the human reproductive activity more commonly referred to as intercourse. Would you feel at all interested in my proposition?"
Works every time.
Works every time.
Are you religious? Because you're the answer to my prayers.
Don't be so picky I wasn't!
Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.
What do you like for breakfast?*
*Disclaimer: Results may vary
Don't be so picky I wasn't!
Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.
What do you like for breakfast?*
*Disclaimer: Results may vary
Me: I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 6 seconds.
Her: What? (or other skeptical response)
Me: You don?t believe me? Give me your phone number and I'll show you.
Her: What? (or other skeptical response)
Me: You don?t believe me? Give me your phone number and I'll show you.
"Do You Like Water?"
"Yes"
"Well, You Already Like 72 Percent Of Me!"
"How Heavy Is A Polar Bear?"
"I Don't Know..."
"Enough To Break The Ice! I'm ................."
"Yes"
"Well, You Already Like 72 Percent Of Me!"
"How Heavy Is A Polar Bear?"
"I Don't Know..."
"Enough To Break The Ice! I'm ................."
