Your best pick up line

[Aurora219]

Yeah, don't really do this. You'll get arrested.

 

[Death God]

"Are you Jamaican? Cause your Jamaican me crazy."
Love that line.

 

[TheMadPunter]

"I have free advance tickets to Star Trek at the IMAX, you want to come?"

We've been together for a year and a half now.

 

[tahrey]

But if you're a girl: "Do you want to make out."

There's at least one girl who I wish had actually said this to me before actually pulling the moves when I was totally off guard and therefore made a complete harris of it. The answer would have almost certainly have been yes.

I'd say you may want to have half an idea that he's somewhat into you first at least, though, because picking guys at random to try this on will only net you drunks and man-whores. Having someone arrive out of the blue to make out with you is far less awesome and more creepy than you'd expect, regardless of gender.

(Guess who's had THAT happen...)

 

[fullbleed]

"Would it impress you if I told you I can play a 6 string bass?

 

[Leemaster777]

Is heaven missing an angel? Cause I have an enormous penis.

Works every time.

 

[The Clown]

Him: Hey
Her: Hey
Him: How are things?
Her: good, yourself?
Him: fine, how are the kids?
Her: Good
Him: Bye
Her:Bye

(rampant sex follows every time)

 

[Joshroom]

"Do you like watersports? Cos I could so motorboat those tits"

Ha, my friend actually said this to someone once as a kinda joke. It didn't end well, especially since she actually had a boyfriend who didn't see the humour in the situation.

 

[tharglet]

Agreed, but neither thing is going to get me sex anyway, probably because I end up talking for minutes on end about science or computers or cars once the conversation ends up in full swing.

But... two out of three of those subjects I find interesting...
Yeah, still doesn't earn me many friends when I spout off on computery stuff in general conversation. Unless it's at work, and I'm talking to one of my fellow programmers lol.

 

[hyperhammy]

Dating Tips
Lesson #1: Start up a conversation, just start by saying hi.
Lesson #2: Be upfront, but not too direct! Let her know your intentions, but don't scare her off!
Lesson #3: Decide how far you want to take this!

 

[gamersgirlfriend1992]

awesome

 

[Lance Arrow]

God, if I had a nickle for everytime someone in this thread said 'Works every time' ..I'd be little over 2 dollars richer.

And no I don't think I really care that I just mini-bump'd this thread.

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

"You've got a great voice. I'm sure it would sound even better muffled by my penis."

Not I don't actually use this.

Why not!? Mace doesn't hurt that much.

 

[DonMartin]

"Are you an orange? Because I'd like to peel you. ..Or a banana!"

 

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[Not-here-anymore]

Hi!... Um... Hey, do you want to get a coffee or something, or um... never mind.
Look, I'm sorry for wasting your time. Um...
Bye!

Somehow this actually worked once! Probably because I was cut off after I got to the second "um".

 

[TheTim]

"Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"

haha thats awesome.

OT: i don't know much about pies, but you can make my banana cream.

 

[foryth]

Hi, my names Pokey, can I take you home, paint you green, call you Gumby and see how many positions I can bend you into?