Your best pick up line

[standokan]

Say hello to my little friend

 

[Crusnik]

"My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself."

 

[debramster123]

ok so like your at a bar.
take out your phone and dile 06 and then just leave it blank
lay your phone infront of the girl you tend to fuck
and be like: you can do the rest yourself baby

 

[SuperCombustion]

***** drink the roofie!

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

my favorites:
"is your name visa? because you're everywhere i want to be."
"you must be a librarian-you just increased my circulation."
and for one that actually works:
"i've had a really bad day, and those always get better when i see a pretty girl smile. will you smile for me?"
or, in the case of bicurious college girls:
"i'm a lesbian." (seriously, that's all it takes.)

 

[alrekr]

Hi! can I put my substrate in your active site?

Biology pickups for the win!

 

[ultimateownage]

Hey, wanna fuck?

Works every time.

 

[Thundero13]

Hey Baby, do you come here often or do you have a physical or mental disability which prevents you from sexually climaxing?

 

[Rossiar]

"Roses are red, violets are blue..."


Get in the van.

(Courtesy of my friend from Essex / he looked it up on sickipedia)

 

[JokerCrowe]

"I brought lubricant."

was it the BEST pickup line?

 

[Canid117]

There is the classic
"Do you know how much a Polar bear weighs?"
"Um... not really"
"Enough to break the ice my name is _______"
*Extend handshake*

 

[Dorian6]

You know what I like most about your eyes? When I look closely, I can see my reflection.

 

[YoBadMama]

Get in the friggin truck before I blow your brains out!!!!

Works every time...

 

[mortalsatsuma]

Roses are red, violets are blue, get in the van I've got a knife. It's surprisingly effective.

 

[Edut]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Apparently was much late.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

"Are you a lumber-jack? cause you give me......."uh, you know what I mean.
"Is heaven missing an angel? because I would like to engage in sexual intercourse with you"
"....hey, whats up"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.....also I think we should go out sometime"
"The sight of you has filled up all 250gigs of my heart" (I especially like this one)
"So, do you like romantic bullshit?"
"I gotta be honest, you caught my eye and now my pants are down......."
"Are you a surgeon, because you just took my heart"
"Here, drink this"

And the best one is

 

[Gudrests]

"How you doin'?" In think New York accent.

WOAH...unless your from NYC (CITY)!!!!! <--main part...you cant use that....only i can

and i use Hi my name is John, I like (insert thing that the girl likes also) and talking to pretty girls...

 

[SimuLord]

"Forgive me for being forward, but I'd be kicking myself if I didn't say hello to the most beautiful girl in this room."

Not saying it'd work---my usual pickup line of choice is "Hi, I'm Fox."