Your best pick up line

[ComicsAreWeird]

«I dig the clothes you´re wearing, but do you know where they would look AWESOME?

On my bedroom´s floor» ZING!

 

[AzrealMaximillion]

"Hey could I grab you a drink?"
"Sorry, I have a boyfriend."
"Well here's my number. Call me when you want a manfriend."

 

[Wintermoot]

"I want to pleasure you with my genitals"
"where you,re parents farmers? caus, those are HUGE Melons!"

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

"Is your dad a terrorist, because I can get you out of that household and into a safe place. My bedroom. Also, you're shaped like a bomb. A sexy bomb. Can I start over?"

 

[Whichi]

"Does this wrag smell of chloroform to you?"

you sir, are full of win.... and cake.... and the souls of vengeful kitties...

RELEASE THE KITTIES!

 

[KEM10]

He: "Do you know the fundamental difference between conversation and sex?"
She: "No...?"
He: "Want to go upstairs and talk?

I had one similar to that only it was a cheeseburger and a blowjob and ended with lunch.
It always got a laugh.

OT: If you want a "real" pick up line I have used this one and had some success with it.
"Oh man, I am sorry to bother you but I need to ask a huge favor. My buddy and I are lifting the bank just up to road and our driver is out of commission. All I need you to do is have the car running in front at 11 and drive us to the airport. You get 15% when we get there."
They will either shove you off or attempt to play along and negotiate a higher rate. It also lends itself to a lunch data the next day.

 

[Tipsy Giant]

"Can I get you a drink?"

Simple but effective, only been turned down once with this un!

(been turned down a lot with stupid ones though, hence the new simple approach)

 

[Tipsy Giant]

"Hey could I grab you a drink?"
"Sorry, I have a boyfriend."
"Well here's my number. Call me when you want a manfriend."

BOOM! That sir is genius

[Official Stamp of Approval]

 

[JanatUrlich]

"Would you like to have sex with me?"

The best one I've had used on me was this guy who came up to me at a bar like

Him: Hey, are you wearing fake eyelashes?
Me: ...no.
Him: Are you sure?
Me: Yeah, look!

Then I closed my eyes to show him and he took the chance to give me a sly kiss. That guy had balls. He obviously got my number haha

The funniest one was a guy who saw my feather tattoo and shouted "EXPECTO PATRONUM" from the other side of the dancefloor whilst pointing at me with crazy eyes. He was fucking awesome! Dunno if it counts as a chat up line but it definitely broke the ice.

 

[slightly evil]

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
All my base are belong to you

"Hi, my name's Vista. Can I crash at your place tonight?"

and lol
I think, if it works, she's the one for you

 

[smithy_2045]

"You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies."

 

[Squilookle]

"Fuck me if I'm wrong but are you Elvis?"

Sometimes you hear a line that's so good that a part of you wishes you were single just so you could try it out. This is one of those times.

Well done.

 

[alexjones89]

Scientists have said that chat-up lines do not work.

To be honest, I've given up trying to chat-up scientists anyway.

 

[Mechsoap]

''are both your parents retarded? cause you seem very special too me''

 

[Justin Shea]

"How would you like to receive a child support check from me one day?"

 

[Eagle Est1986]

Ten ton polar bear.

.....

Ten ton polar bear!

I'm sorry, what?

Well, it broke the ice.

 

[BroJing]

"I'm the owner of Londons NFL franchise"

No, I'm not kidding that actually worked on a british girl while out with my teammates in Plymouth. In fairness I was wearing a suit.

 

[Ham_authority95]

"I would use a pickup line on you, but they're corny and lame. Oh wait..."

Let the truth be told.