Your best pick up line

[TriggerUnhappy]

GET IN THE VAN!

Not really. I've never used pickup lines though, I just think of something observational to go over and talk about basically.

 

[oreopizza47]

"Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"

Damn, I'm a few weeks late.

Also, and I dunno if this is here or not; "I'm here now, what were your other two wishes," but only if you are sure they'll react positively. Otherwise, "I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"

 

[Digital_Hero]

You're not hot.

 

[Gothtasical]

Never actually used this but when you have a friend with you
My friend just gave me 5 bucks to come over here and now i plan on using that five bucks to buy you drink

how you must love the apps of iPod

 

[DiMono]

Tried, tested and true:

"Hi"

 

[Dirty-Zombie]

How About: "Show Me Your Genitals"

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or "My Penis is an airplane, permission to land in you?"

or "SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Superior Mind]

"If I flip a coin what do you think my chances are of getting head?"

 

[Sacman]

*muffled and barely audible...*
"Hi my name is Chri-
...
no that's stupid... nevermind..."
*walks away...*

 

[Ericb]

The best one I've had used on me was this guy who came up to me at a bar like

Him: Hey, are you wearing fake eyelashes?
Me: ...no.
Him: Are you sure?
Me: Yeah, look!

Then I closed my eyes to show him and he took the chance to give me a sly kiss. That guy had balls. He obviously got my number haha

Well, that was a gamble. I could see a lot of situations where the dude would be fiercely hit in different sensitive body parts.