Shallowness and Bitchiness, and general lack of care for yourself. You gotta atleast try and work out a bit, and use basic personal hygiene for christ's sake!
If I bring up a friend of mine and you ask "Is he hot?" Im gonna know you're a shallow person.
Also, if you fish for compliments I'm not gonna give you what you want. This one girl I knew always would call herself fat. Fine, yknow what? Im not gonna try it anymore. Yeah, ya sure are fat, man you're a fatass? What, you wanted me to tell you you werent fat? Well then maybe you SHOULDNT BRING IT UP EVERY 10 SECONDS!
Edit: Also, I swear to god if you ignore every piece of advice I give you on everything trying to tell me you know what you're doing I'm going to go crazy. I don't give two shits how smart you are, when I tell you you cannot make a suitable living working as a goddamn Waitress at Disneyworld and you tell me "No, Ive heard it all before, but Ive got it figured out." I will laugh at you. This isnt even me being the overconfident dick I am, its common sense, Waiting tables does not make for a suitable living.