Your biggest turn OFF?

[ReservoirAngel]

I'll agree with you on this. Handcuff sex is kinda awesome. Hell, forget the 'kinda'. It's just hot!

Yeah, I mean if you even rule out light bondage what does that leave you with? Making love? A notion I find truly terrifying.

I enjoy "making love". but adding that little something extra certainly never hurts. well, unless that 'something extra' is a whip or something, then it's sort of supposed to hurt.

but i don't see anything wrong with adding light handcuff bondage. maybe a few various edible substances. it's all good.

What like missionary, under the covers to some Barry White or the lazy Sunday morning stuff?

As for the edible stuff, I can't really get on with it. It's fun and all but it's not practical, at least in the bedroom. It can get messy for a start; it's bad enough trying to sleep in the sweat patches.

There's a difference between 'making love' and being an old married couple who's passion is gone. Since when did making love have to be boring? It's still sex, it's just more emotionally involved than a hasty fuck before Sports Centre starts.

and about edible stuff...it does require some forethought and clean-up time, I'll be honest. it's not really something you can do on the spur of the moment. sleeping with dried remains of chocolate syrup on your stomach isn't very comfortable, or pleasant.

'Making love' is still sex in the same way that a Reliant Robin is still a car.

Obviously your doing it wrong...

Nah, you'd have to try pretty hard to get vanilla sex wrong. A right old, hard, carnal fuck trumps a lazy bit of love making every time and I defy anyone to disagree (not that I would pay them the least bit of attention).

Maybe I'm doing it wrong then...in my experience love-making is never 'lazy'

 

[A Sense Of Decorum]

Septum piercings... I. DO. NOT. WANT. TO. DATE. A. BULL.

 

[Oilerfan92]

Having no intention of the relationship being a legitimate thing. If your nit gonna take it seriously then I won't bother.

Girls who arnt a friendly personality. I'm not exactly the most exciting person. But when I'm wi someone who is very friendly and all that I "come out of my shell".

Overly-religious. Most of my friends are religious, but there's being religious, and there's "JUST SHUT UP ABOUT IT".

Very skinny girls. I like girls with curves. Not overweight. But you know what I mean.

Not being a forward person. I'm a friendly guy. But I can't lead many conversations. And I sure as hell have problems starting them. For gods sake I'm a guy who is actually willing to let you talk about what you want.

 

[Faladorian]

I didn't say that. Also, I said that I don't blame them. All I was saying is if a girl talks about her boyfriend all the time like hes some paragon of amazing qualities, it's discouraging. I didn't say they shouldn't like their boyfriends.

Sooo... What is turning you off about girls that have boyfriends, is that they are *gasp* genuinely attracted to him?

That... That cannot be!

If you're talking about girls just talking about their boyfriend a lot for no reason, and that you couldn't care less?
It goes away when they get older.

But why are you even considering romantic relationships with girls so infatuated with their current boyfriends anyway?

Cut the sarcasm, it's completely unnecessary.

And yes, that does annoy me. Also, it's not really up to me who I'm interested in, now is it? If I could choose not to like the girl you'd better bet I would.

Besides, her having a boyfriend doesn't mean she's off limits forever, it just means she's off limits for now. Remember, I'm in high school. It's not like they'll be together forever (although a lot of girls like to say that... which is another turn off [if they say it to me, especially. We won't be together forever, shut up]).

That reminds me, another one to add to my list of turn-offs:

-Posting everything that happens to them, every emotion they're feeling, every problem they have, every single little detail of their life on Facebook. God that pisses me off.

 

[badmunky64]

I immediately lose interest if a girl tells me she's a vegetarian or even worse a vegan.

Why? Some people are disgusted by meat. You should at least talk with them long enough to figure out if their a hippie!

Granted I should find out if they don't eat meat because they are allergic or don't like the taste. I have no beef with that (pun not intended). However, I've never had a pleasant experience with a woman who chooses not to eat meat, especially if it's because they think its wrong to. When I find that out I usually bail because that kind of baggage is usually not worth it not matter how hot she is.

And regardless to what Peta said in a banned Superbowl commercial being a vegan does not mean better sex. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/27/petas-veggie-sex-super-bo_n_161180.html

 

[McNinja]

I also forgot to add smoking. Of any kind. It's just disgusting, and not appealing in any way. Drugs of any kind are in the same boat. I can deal with drinking, though.

 

[McNinja]

Girls who are stuck up/go by the rules of society
If they don't do drugs/put out, i'm not interested.

Might I ask why? What if they don't want to do drugs because they(the drugs) have a tendancy to ruin peoples lives? Or they don't want to put out because they want sex to actually mean something to them?

I'm curious to know why you can't have a meaningful relationship without drugs or sex.

 

[Asuka Soryu]

Short hair and being shy.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Submissive dependence. Can't abide it. There's a limit to how much cling I want (and yes, its a time-dependent thing, I know the longer you're with someone the more you're attached to them).

 

[Lazzi]

The thought of kissing a girl who's given a blowjob.

I may be ever so slightly homophobic in that sense.

It literally makes me want to vomit.

You obviously have not embranced to naughtyer side of being human. You havent lived untill you been in a situation that involved animal birthing lubricant.

 

[icyneesan]

Humans. Someone bring me a Alien/Time Traveler/Esper!

Or Kyon.

 

[Ironrose]

Socially awkward people, I'm sorry I know this is probably the worst place to bust out this turn off but it's the dead honest truth, being socially awkward automatically puts someone in the completely a-sexual corner forever.

 

[144_v1legacy]

Smoking.

Also, I see a lot of people stating that stupidity is their largest turnoff, which I think can't possibly be true. I mean, porn works. I'm sure that pornstars are less than the brightest stars out their, for the most part, and yet their looks alone do plenty. Obviously, this only applies to guys as far as I'd know.

 

[badgersprite]

Anyone who values intelligence over personality.

Intelligence and personality tend to go hand in hand, though. People who are dumb as a brick are also usually as interesting as cream of wheat with nothing stirred in.

That doesn't change what I've said. I dislike people who will immediately shun someone for mid to average intelligence because they're not average to superior intelligence, without taking their personality in to account.

Having said that, I've met plenty of "dumb as bricks" people who've been much more fun to spend time with than "intelligent" people.

I'll second that. Ugh. Bad memories of selective school. Followed by good memories after I left the 'smart people' to go hang out at the 'dumb' school.

Anyway, back on topic. Anything that screams of 'desperation'. Particularly following me around a lot, or just acting generally...creepy. I'm not really a judgemental person, but, for fuck's sake, STOP STALKING ME. If only I weren't too nice to up and say that to people...

Seriously, I get the feeling I'm going to end up like James Caan in Misery one of these days.

 

[Ironrose]

Smoking.

Also, I see a lot of people stating that stupidity is their largest turnoff, which I think can't possibly be true. I mean, porn works. I'm sure that pornstars are less than the brightest stars out their, for the most part, and yet their looks alone do plenty. Obviously, this only applies to guys as far as I'd know.

Nah girls watch porn too, I think thats a different level of turn on though, yes watching porn turns you on but if you met a porn star would you realllly want to have sex with them?? I think probably not.

 

[Ross Gilligan]

If they're underage.

You guys have some very odd priorities.

No ones mentioned that because its fucking obvious!

Hence the joke!

 

[Doclector]

Not that I'd ever have much a choice, but I'd say liars.

If there's a damn good reason, then it's okay. I get it, some things you just have to keep to yourself, even if you really trust someone, but there isn't much that angers me more than lying for mere personal gain.

 

[CarlMin]

Humans.

Yes, i have a problem.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Let's just say I'd think twice if she had a cock.

This, stupidity and excessive smoking. If she's neat about it and isn't a heavy smoker I could let it slide but if its a pack a day, I'm gone.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Being a mega ***** does nothing for me, as well as drugs and smoking