Your biggest turn OFF?

[Pants_On_Head_Retard]

a chick that looks like she has hooked to an iv drip of testosterone i.e. butch hockey chicks (cold shudder)

 

[gigastrike]

Pseudo-religious spiritualism.

 

[lacktheknack]

Cigarettes. I don't want to die after giving you a kiss.

 

[lacktheknack]

and I'm not gonna be popular for this one but: Kids

"Kids are a big turn-off."

The implications... they are terrifying.

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

Anyone who mentions Jesus more than 300 times in a 2 minute conversation.

On that note: Girls who don't like George Carlin.

And Bill Hicks. But hey...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7criyE09uy0&feature=related

 

[Zaverexus]

Women that are stupid.

If I can't hold down an intelligent conversation with you, I don't care what you look like, it ain't gonna happen.

I would agree. I've tried dating a girl once who constantly had to ask me what my previous statements meant. I think it lasted a few weeks

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

Stupidity or lack of ambition

A man who cannot who a decent conversation with me or has no goals for his life is a big turnoff

 

[Vault Girl]

Fat, i wouldn't date a guy who had bigger boobs than me :/

 

[Levitas1234]

Girls who are stuck up/go by the rules of society
If they don't do drugs/put out, i'm not interested.

 

[Liquid Ocelot]

I'm going to have to go with intelligence, or really, the lack thereof. Yeah, it's something like.. Everyone else has said, but it just drives me up the GD wall. Girls who are morons just irritate me. Actually, it's more that anyone who's a moron irritates me.

Girls with a busty/hip-y body. I can look passed it, but I prefer my girls short any petite. Probably because I am 6'4". >.>;

Girls who, when I am messaging online via MSN or even texting with, refuse to use proper grammar. It just pisses me off when I ask, "How are you?" and I get "im good u?" as a response. *RAGE.*

I have a girlfriend who fits all of my turnoffs, and she pisses me off immensely. I have no idea why I haven't broken up with her, other than the fact that I hate confrontation.

 

[Crazy_Dude]

Girls who are stuck up/go by the rules of society
If they don't do drugs/put out, i'm not interested.

These are all pretty good points I can agree with though I would add one more.

Girls who complain about my smoking.

Yes I know its bad for me and no I stop with it.

 

[Nifty]

I'll agree with you on this. Handcuff sex is kinda awesome. Hell, forget the 'kinda'. It's just hot!

Yeah, I mean if you even rule out light bondage what does that leave you with? Making love? A notion I find truly terrifying.

I enjoy "making love". but adding that little something extra certainly never hurts. well, unless that 'something extra' is a whip or something, then it's sort of supposed to hurt.

but i don't see anything wrong with adding light handcuff bondage. maybe a few various edible substances. it's all good.

What like missionary, under the covers to some Barry White or the lazy Sunday morning stuff?

As for the edible stuff, I can't really get on with it. It's fun and all but it's not practical, at least in the bedroom. It can get messy for a start; it's bad enough trying to sleep in the sweat patches.

There's a difference between 'making love' and being an old married couple who's passion is gone. Since when did making love have to be boring? It's still sex, it's just more emotionally involved than a hasty fuck before Sports Centre starts.

and about edible stuff...it does require some forethought and clean-up time, I'll be honest. it's not really something you can do on the spur of the moment. sleeping with dried remains of chocolate syrup on your stomach isn't very comfortable, or pleasant.

'Making love' is still sex in the same way that a Reliant Robin is still a car.

Obviously your doing it wrong...

Nah, you'd have to try pretty hard to get vanilla sex wrong. A right old, hard, carnal fuck trumps a lazy bit of love making every time and I defy anyone to disagree (not that I would pay them the least bit of attention).

 

[RoBi3.0]

Furries more specifically Furries who are more animal then human.

 

[s0denone]

Girls who are stuck up/go by the rules of society
If they don't do drugs/put out, i'm not interested.

Doing, or not doing, drugs has nothing to do with being conformist.

If society tells women in your area (I assume some part of America) to not "put out", I would advise moving.

 

[Iwana Humpalot]

Girls that aren't actually girls. O.O

 

[OManoghue]

I'm picky about nipples. I won't see someone a second time if their nipples don't meet whatever the standard in my head is.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

After my last relationship, over-dependence/clinginess. If you can't function without me, and at least occasionally let me function without you, it's not gonna happen.
Also, a lack of self-confidence (at least when it falls below a certain level). If you don't like yourself, than why will anyone else?

Other than that, there's very little that I find an active turn-off

 

[Ildecia]

Immaturity. Like really, grow up or get out.

A lack of basic intelligence.

Being stupid, snotty, and having an annoying voice. And by annoying I mean talking high-pitched and/or having every sentence end in a question.

1 for the money, 2 for the show, 3 for the ladies (as a tip to them) then go go go!

 

[keve4433]

People who can't understand sarcasm.....

 

[game-lover]

I don't quite know if I have a big turn off. Or if I have enough to have a "biggest" turn off.

Not a big fan of back hair, I suppose. Probably couldn't stand a smoker...

Can't think of much else at the moment.

Although, I won't look twice at you if you're trying to hit on me while I'm walking and you're in your car. Just... doesn't work for me.