Your biggest turn OFF?

[spartan1077]

Biggest turnoff you say? Being a girl! Hahaha...I kid, I love everyone. Anyways, my actual big turnoff is drugs/smoking. I don't want to be with anyone who will smell or...taste...like that stuff. Ever! It's disgusting. Also, I don't want to be with someone who drinks a lot. And a lot to me is every weekend or someone who, everyday, talks about how smashed they're going to get, blah blah blah. I don't want to hear it.

 

[Mr Pantomime]

Mine: A girl with no hobbies. Seriously. Nothing inspires more eye rolling avoidance by me than asking "So, what do you do when you aren't at work?" and having them be UNABLE TO ANSWER.

I am not dating an automaton.

Edit: Captcha was "schools, somblick' -- freaking weird.

Thats exactly what I do when people ask me that question.

Anyone who mentions Jesus more than 300 times in a 2 minute conversation.

I did the math. They would be saying jesus every 0.4 seconds. That is assuming they are doing all the talking. I dont know about you, but I find that impressive

OT: People who sing along to songs, Sometimes its ok, but sometimes it really annoys me.

 

[omicron1]

This seems topical, so I'ma leave it here...

Spoiler: may be slightly nsfw

On another note, for some reason I find the use of "netspeak" - not "lol" out loud, but the sort of cutesy intentionally-pidgin English forumites tend towards - rather attractive. It just seems "feminine" to me at times.

 

[Nifty]

Handcuffs and anything even remotely related to bdsm. And the rocky horror picture show.

Prude!

I'll agree with you on this. Handcuff sex is kinda awesome. Hell, forget the 'kinda'. It's just hot!

Yeah, I mean if you even rule out light bondage what does that leave you with? Making love? A notion I find truly terrifying.

 

[qeinar]

fat. honestly. i dont care if hes not buff, as long as he can see his feet.

[small]all hail superficiality...[/small]

well you have to be quite the fatty before you can't see your feet so i'd say this is pretty rational.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

well smoking/drugs, they smell fucking awful and i'm not dealing with that shit

tattoos can kind of be a turn off..i prefer no tattoo's, but if you have a small one that's actually decent then i can roll with it i suppose

also fucking lip and tongue piercings, they are another thing i refuse to have on/in a girlfriend.

and she better take a god damn joke, otherwise we are lasting maybe 1 minute (and if she can dish em back out that's another ++++, i swear that is one thing that has fallen on deaf ears in females)

so yeah, if you can follow those guidelines, and your MILDLY attractive (as in the 5-6 range out of ten) then you will probably have me interested

 

[Mr. Omega]

Joke answer: Being dead.

Serious answer: ...after all these years of rejection, I don't think I have any standards anymore.

ACTUAL Serious answer: Sluttyness. It's simple: if she got bored with all those guys, how do I know she's not going to get bored with me? I'm a pretty boring person.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Typical high school girls, the ones who dress like skanks, text all the time, listens to any music thats popular simply because it is popular, so basically the really impressionable, preppy chicks.

Oh, and girls who are into really weird, or disgusting fetishes like the use of bodily functions (like pissing and shitting) during sex, or a girl who wants me to screw her in the ass (I never take the midnight train to brown town)

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

bolded ones I agree with unless we're talking that one that thought germany was in the US then a little seriously did she really think it was in the US

She was dead serious... Let me tell you a story!

It's Grade 10, in French class. The teacher is rambling on about his cats when a girl raises her hand. Stopping the lecture we've all heard so many times, he answers her...
"Excuse me, but I have a question... Is Germany in the United States or Canada?"
With a strange baffled look on his bearded face, the teacher says,
"It's in neither, it's a country all it's own."

Now, I'm going to interrupt this to tell you something very important about this next part... I am actually quoting the girl from this class...

"What?! That makes absolutely no sense! It has to be in either Canada or America... I mean where else could it possibly be!!!"

My relationship with the girl ended very soon after this incident.. I knew she wasn't very bright, but I had no idea she was THAT far gone...

 

[Blue Musician]

Let's see:

Girls who talk too much, that are stupid, scream too much, cannot be quiet for some time, they don't listen to good or even decent music, that criticize too much, religious, etc.

I may be asking too much, but oh well...

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Handcuffs and anything even remotely related to bdsm. And the rocky horror picture show.

Prude!

I'll agree with you on this. Handcuff sex is kinda awesome. Hell, forget the 'kinda'. It's just hot!

Yeah, I mean if you even rule out light bondage what does that leave you with? Making love? A notion I find truly terrifying.

I enjoy "making love". but adding that little something extra certainly never hurts. well, unless that 'something extra' is a whip or something, then it's sort of supposed to hurt.

but i don't see anything wrong with adding light handcuff bondage. maybe a few various edible substances. it's all good.

 

[Random Argument Man]

Hair on arms...It turns me off even if the girl is hot.

EDIT:

Hair on arms...It turns me on even if the girls is hot.

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Stupid or obnoxious

Stupid: DUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH ...............

Obnoxious: Got a problem Brah?!?

Reality: I guess that shouldn't play games while I'm posting. I forget to check things.

As for your littles notices...

 

[McNinja]

guys with a lot of chest hair.

just...EW. seriously, that shit's horrible.

Damn shame. I would've let you plat mine.

Excuse me while I run away screaming.

There's nothing to be afraid of. While yes, it MAY look like your hand was being consumed by an army of spiders, it's perfectly harmless.

I can only hope that you overcome your phobia someday so you can marry a hirsute wolfman. Playing with a man's back hair is the most intimate thing a couple can do.

That's a very...interesting idea, but I already have a very nice chest-and-back-hair-free boyfriend to perform other intimate actions with.

If I want to molest something hairy, I'll ask to look after my neighbour's dog for an hour.

Heartbreaker!

Handcuffs and anything even remotely related to bdsm. And the rocky horror picture show.

Prude!

Not really. I hate the idea of being restrained in anyway, and I tend to freak out when I am. I don't even like handcuffs being close to me.

As for the RHPS, its just a cinematic abomination. To me, it has no redeeming qualities, and I always feel disgusted and dirty (not in a good way) after watching it.

 

[William Dickbringer]

bolded ones I agree with unless we're talking that one that thought germany was in the US then a little seriously did she really think it was in the US

She was dead serious... Let me tell you a story!

It's Grade 10, in French class. The teacher is rambling on about his cats when a girl raises her hand. Stopping the lecture we've all heard so many times, he answers her...
"Excuse me, but I have a question... Is Germany in the United States or Canada?"
With a strange baffled look on his bearded face, the teacher says,
"It's in neither, it's a country all it's own."

Now, I'm going to interrupt this to tell you something very important about this next part... I am actually quoting the girl from this class...

"What?! That makes absolutely no sense! It has to be in either Canada or America... I mean where else could it possibly be!!!"

My relationship with the girl ended very soon after this incident.. I knew she wasn't very bright, but I had no idea she was THAT far gone...

Spoiler: my reaction

that is just unbelievable

 

[crazypsyko666]

Dumb people and getting stood up. I hate them both with a fiery passion.

 

[USSR]

Smoking.

Ugh..

 

[McNinja]

Handcuffs and anything even remotely related to bdsm. And the rocky horror picture show.

Brah?! Saying that I was with some bird who got off on being choked during breaching. Bit weirded out by that.

That is wierd, but at the same time it makes me think of Archer, and the character who like to be choked during sex. And that makes me laugh.