Your car rules
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My car, my music. If you don't like my choices, you can walk the rest of the way. No drugs in my car, not even a little that you're just carrying. Put on your seatbelt, and if it's raining or snowing, don't bother me. I hate driving in either. And you can fuck with me all you want, but if it gets to physicality, I will run my car off the road.
Questions?
Questions?
Love that movieNosense said:
In my car, all passengers are encouraged to use common sense or I wil put them in the trunk. Particularly annoying passengers are encouraged to shut the hell up.
1. Don't smoke
2. If I turn the radio down, don't turn it back up, I don't need the feeling of just leaving a club whenever I get out of my car, plus my hearing is already fucked up enough.
3. Don't yell shit to everyone we pass in the street, I don't need people forming a bad rep with my car, because there's not a lot of my car around.
4. You may drink and eat. But you will pay for or clean any mess that is created.
2. If I turn the radio down, don't turn it back up, I don't need the feeling of just leaving a club whenever I get out of my car, plus my hearing is already fucked up enough.
3. Don't yell shit to everyone we pass in the street, I don't need people forming a bad rep with my car, because there's not a lot of my car around.
4. You may drink and eat. But you will pay for or clean any mess that is created.
Wear a seatbelt. If you're going to smoke, roll the windows down. I pick the music. No horsing around in such a manner that it could be a distraction. Any attempt to break these rules will result in a ride in the trunk.
Driver picks the music. Suggestions are considered, but not guaranteed.
Seatbelts or we go nowhere.
If I say to shut up, you shut up and let me drive.
If you're going to smoke, either do it during a pit stop or be prepared to do it out the window (unless I'm smoking too, in which case follow my lead). NO ASHING EXCEPT IN THE ASHTRAY OR OUT THE WINDOWS.
Do not leave rubbish in my car.
Finally, the driver is ALWAYS right.
Seatbelts or we go nowhere.
If I say to shut up, you shut up and let me drive.
If you're going to smoke, either do it during a pit stop or be prepared to do it out the window (unless I'm smoking too, in which case follow my lead). NO ASHING EXCEPT IN THE ASHTRAY OR OUT THE WINDOWS.
Do not leave rubbish in my car.
Finally, the driver is ALWAYS right.
wear a seat belt, I have powers of veto on the stereo whilst driving, no feet on dash or out windows, oh and no throwing shit out the windows or making rude gestures or swearing at people outside the car, all on the spot walking offenses. I swear some women can act like animals.
Rule #1: If you would get in trouble for doing it in your own car, don't do it in mine.
Rule #2: If you wouldn't want me to do it in your car, don't do it in mine.
Rule #3: I don't care about the music or temperature. Passenger may choose 'luxuries' as long as it doesn't stop me from driving safely. (Manual transmission / parking brake / foggy windows)
Rule #4: Rules 1 & 2 are basically common sense. If I have reason to believe you can't handle them, you wouldn't even be riding with me in the first place.
Rule #2: If you wouldn't want me to do it in your car, don't do it in mine.
Rule #3: I don't care about the music or temperature. Passenger may choose 'luxuries' as long as it doesn't stop me from driving safely. (Manual transmission / parking brake / foggy windows)
Rule #4: Rules 1 & 2 are basically common sense. If I have reason to believe you can't handle them, you wouldn't even be riding with me in the first place.
Ground rules: 1. No the locks don't work on the first try. I don't care. Deal with it.
2. No the heat doesn't work. Roll the window up and wear something warm.
3. No the AC doesn't work. Roll the window down and wear something light.
4. No food/consumables in the truck that can leave marks.
5. The radio will stay on NPR for at least 10 minutes of driving.
6. Passenger seat is the navigator. There are maps, compasses and protractors in the glove box.
7. Everybody declares knives/firearms when getting in the truck. No surprises.
2. No the heat doesn't work. Roll the window up and wear something warm.
3. No the AC doesn't work. Roll the window down and wear something light.
4. No food/consumables in the truck that can leave marks.
5. The radio will stay on NPR for at least 10 minutes of driving.
6. Passenger seat is the navigator. There are maps, compasses and protractors in the glove box.
7. Everybody declares knives/firearms when getting in the truck. No surprises.
1. You have two choices, my music or walk.
2. And if you don't want to be thrown out of a moving vechile do not even think of touching the radio
3. General dickhead behaviour will be punish in similar vain to rule 2
4. I'm not a taxi
2. And if you don't want to be thrown out of a moving vechile do not even think of touching the radio
3. General dickhead behaviour will be punish in similar vain to rule 2
4. I'm not a taxi