Your car rules

[theSovietConnection]

It's quite simple, for me.

-No open alcohol or drugs in the car. A principle rule in my car. First offense, you walk home. Second offense, I never drive you anywhere again.

-Seatbelts are there for a reason, I don't give a damn about your philosophy about them, your in my car, wear the damn thing. Punishment is the same as the alcohol or drugs.

-If you yell "SHOTGUN!", you must find my car in order to get the front seat. Failure to find my car means you will ride in the backseat/trunk the rest of the trip.

-Music is flexible so long as I agree with it.

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

Don't touch my iPod.

I decide on the music we listen to. I will attempt to find something that I want at the time that the passenger(s) will not hate (usually isn't to hard. I've got something for everyone). You may offer suggestions, and they will be taken into consideration. But if you touch my iPod... Not even St. Christopher can help you then.

And seatbelt. Wear that shit.

-If there's a song playing and you know it, you must sing it. Prefably loudly.

We would get along very well.

At to that no smoking and if you make a mess in my car clean it up.

Plus if I always appreciate a little gas money, especially since we are pushing 4 bucks a gallon

 

[vingtcinq]

Wear a seatbelt. If you refuse, you walk.
Feel free to put on music, but not too loud. Mostly anything flies, but if there is something I don't like, you'll be asked to change it or turn it off.
No backseat driving/telling me how to drive unless there's a good reason for it and you know what you're doing.
Don't leave a mess or break anything. If you do, you clean it or fix/pay for it.
If we're going a long distance, keep in mind that my car doesn't run on 'thanks.' I'll ask how much and if you can afford to beforehand, of course.
No smoking, no alcohol.
Good times.

 

[KingsGambit_v1legacy]

Wear your damn seatbelt. NO drinking* or smoking. You can eat only if I say its okay. Pick up your garbage when you leave the car. I decide what music we listen to. And if you piss me off I'll smack you**.

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*[sub]That only applies to alcohol and open cups[/sub]

**[sub]Does not apply to family[/sub]

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Pretty much this except with the added addendum with regard to food, that if it is crumbly, flakey or dripping oil, grease or sauces it shall not be eaten.

 

[keve4433]

Well lets see...
-I pick who gets the passenger seat (subject to change based on bribe)
-While I'm driver I get to swear as much as I damn well please, if you complain you get the boot.
-I reserve the right to rip the E-brake whenever I feel like it.
-I only allow people I like in my car. If I don't like your friend then tuff, you guys can walk.
-No booze, smoking, or drugs.
-If you sneak drugs into my car and I find out it's either getting thrown away or you can walk.
-Never complain about my driving.
-Seat belts
-Don't touch my radio.
-If you touch me I will hit you.
-Men must remain dressed at all times.
-I don't care if my car is beat up, I love it and anyone that insults her can never enter again.
-Windows will remain locked at all times unless your going to vomit.
-I do not expect gas money, but depending on who you are, I will either charge you artwork or food for stuff thats really out of the way. (same rates apply for late night pick ups)
That about sums it up.

 

[Dirkie]

1: seatbelts
2: no drinking, booze or other stuff that can get mashed into the seat covers
3: no opening doors while the car is moving, or you will be closing it from the outside
4: not asking for crazy stunts, there are other people who are passengers too, and they probably don't want to arrive as a corpse.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Uh, no car, just a bike, so it's pretty much:

Unless I'm going out with you... hands off.

 

[Artina89]

I don't have a car, but the rules that my grandfather imposes are:

1. Wear a seatbelt
2. No drinking booze
3. Don't eat fast food in the car, because it stinks the car out and it takes weeks to get the smell out of the carpet.
4. Don't litter in the car
5. Don't kick the driver's seat. If we ever kick the drivers seat he has threatened to throw us out of the car and we walk to our destination, or he will turn around and go home.

I can't argue with these rules, they are all sensible.

 

[Quaxar]

Well, I don't have my own car but should I ever need to drive people somewhere using my father's I too have some regulations, mainly the same as mentioned before.

- the person driving decides the music, though I am quite generous most of the time when my parents are in the car
- cigarettes shall never leave your pockets or bags lest you want them out the window (it's a fairly new car and none of the family members smoke so there won't be an exception for you)
- drunken people may only enter with measurements taken and maybe a person to watch over them
- seatbelts as it should be obvious
- shotgun rules apply only without parents and only with the codeword "Chewie"
- dancing and singing to nerdy music is no option but the law

 

[AWDMANOUT]

Most of my friends aren't at the optimum doosh-bag level where I have to tell them how to behave.

But with my sisters... It's a different story.

Number one rule: DON'T LEAVE FREAKING TRASH IN MY CAR.

 

[SovietSecrets]

Just wear a seatbelt and don't be annoying while I drive.

 

[Johnnyallstar]

#1 I'm driving, my music.
#2 No smoking, drinking, or drugs ~Also applies to inside my home
#3 If you piss me off, you can walk.
#4 You break it, you're paying for it.

And the last one, which will go into effect the moment my Chevelle is finished in it's restoration:

#5 No eating in my Chevelle without my explicit permission.

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

- Seatbelts. I won't drive until they're on.
- No smoking, drinking or eating in the car.
- The stereo has but one master, and that is me.
- Don't call shotgun. It annoys me.
- You make a mess, you clean it.
- On long drives, I appreciate any non-family passengers to pitch in a little for gas. Doesn't need to be much, just a token of thanks for me driving you half-way across the country. Though most of my friends offer this voluntarily.

 

[Stammer]

Pretty much my only rule is "No drawing on the windows"

When there's more than one person in the vehicle and it's cold outside, your breath fogs up the windows. This will often encourage people to doodle with their fingers or their nails on the frost. Unfortunately, once the frost clears, it leaves streak marks that only go away once you've cleaned the window like 100 times.

My friends typically don't leave a mess in my vehicle and they adhere to all the other primary rules of passenger-ing so that's the only real rule I have to try and enforce.

 

[PureChaos]

no smoking, wear a seatbelt, eating/drinking is fine but there is a limit, tell me how to drive and you'll be out

 

[s0m3th1ng]

I only have the drivers seat in my car so anything goes.

 

[rockyoumonkeys]

Eh...I'm pretty agreeable. I've never needed militant rules like "don't break anything" because it's never been an issue. Seatbelt's not an issue because my car starts spazzing out at you if you aren't buckled.

Eating is fine, just take all your trash with you when you exit the car.

Smoking is okay as long as it's out the window. I have no ashtray in my car, and I don't want one.

No specific rules about music/radio. Wanna browse my iPod, that's fine with me.

 

[EHKOS]

#1 I'm driving, my music.
#2 No smoking, drinking, or drugs ~Also applies to inside my home
#3 If you piss me off, you can walk.
#4 You break it, you're paying for it.

And the last one, which will go into effect the moment my Chevelle is finished in it's restoration:

#5 No eating in my Chevelle without my explicit permission.

Dude if I had a Chevelle I would never have any passengers, that car is so fucking sweet.

Do not touch my music, he who drives gets to choose. Mom, I've put up with your shitty music for 17 years, ITS MY TURN!
If you have to puke, start rolling down the window, I will pull over as quickly as I can.
I am not Your Ride. Favors must be paid back, and if I drive you somewhere you'd better appreciate it.*Little sisters only
My fuzzy dice is my compass, fuck asking for directions.
I don't care if you wear a seatbelt as long as you admit it was your own fault if we crash.
If you tell me how to drive I will spitefully crash the passenger side of my car into a portal to painland. I will pay admission.

EDIT: I just realized from reading a lot of peoples, NO SMOKING. I have never had a smoker in my car, but yeah, Cuz it will stick to the seats for a week.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I don't drive but I've done it before and I'll likely be getting a license within the next few months. So, here are some simple guidelines for passengers while I'm driving the car!

*Don't touch me
*Don't smoke in my car
*Don't break any laws (especially when law enforcement is visible)
*NO PUNCH BUGGY
*Don't remind me of the rules of the road (ie: speed)
*No license-plate game
*While I may sing along to the music playing, that is not an invitation for you to join me: My car is not the car from Wayne's World