Your car rules
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I just bought a new one and coupling that with my clean freak attitude, my rules are:
Don't eat in my car. (Pending long road trips)
Don't drink in my car. (Pending long road trips)
Never smoke in my car. Period.
Don't track in mud/dirt into my car.
Don't complain about my music - If you don't like it, drive your own damn car.
Seatbelt. Do it.
Don't eat in my car. (Pending long road trips)
Don't drink in my car. (Pending long road trips)
Never smoke in my car. Period.
Don't track in mud/dirt into my car.
Don't complain about my music - If you don't like it, drive your own damn car.
Seatbelt. Do it.
Not entirely on topic but a funny story:
(first, contextual fact, i work in a cigar store anyway
My boss went to buy a new (quite expensive car) and I was along for the ride. We took the car for a test drive and just as we are getting back to the lot he pulls an, already smoked, cigar from his pocket and winks at me.
Right before the sales man walks up he lights up the end of the cigar and goes to him
"I figured I'd test it how I'd drive my own car".
The look on that salesman's face was priceless
(first, contextual fact, i work in a cigar store anyway
My boss went to buy a new (quite expensive car) and I was along for the ride. We took the car for a test drive and just as we are getting back to the lot he pulls an, already smoked, cigar from his pocket and winks at me.
Right before the sales man walks up he lights up the end of the cigar and goes to him
"I figured I'd test it how I'd drive my own car".
The look on that salesman's face was priceless
Rules in the Apemobile;
1) The car is not a democracy
2) No breaking any law that will impact on the APE.
3) No flashing lights, sudden loud noises
4) There will be a fare, payable in bannana form
5) Standard shot gun rule apply
6) Stay the fuck away from the hand brake... it's mine.
1) The car is not a democracy
2) No breaking any law that will impact on the APE.
3) No flashing lights, sudden loud noises
4) There will be a fare, payable in bannana form
5) Standard shot gun rule apply
6) Stay the fuck away from the hand brake... it's mine.
umm none except if there are cops around
oh yeah and no trash in the car! that goes out the window, especially bottles
and no hookahs! roll that shit and pass it to me
always throw up out the window and clean up any spillage
never had anyone complain about my music in fact all compliments
If they fall asleep or are eating I make sure to drive erratically
seatbelts go without saying, if they want to stay in there seat
Also swearing at bypassers is encouraged
oh yeah and no trash in the car! that goes out the window, especially bottles
and no hookahs! roll that shit and pass it to me
always throw up out the window and clean up any spillage
never had anyone complain about my music in fact all compliments
If they fall asleep or are eating I make sure to drive erratically
seatbelts go without saying, if they want to stay in there seat
Also swearing at bypassers is encouraged
Common sense. Wellp that leaves this post rather boring and small.
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Well, I recently moved from small town Louisiana to New York, and I'm nowhere close to crazy enough to try and drive around Manhattan, but back home these are mine:
Seatbelts are mandatory. If there are 4 of us and one isn't buckled, then he has to explain to the others why the car is still in park.
No smoking. If you're going to smoke in my car, you'd better be prepared to triple shampoo the entire interior on your dime and pray that gets the smell out.
Music comes from my ipod. You will take turns looking through the ipod until you find something to listen to, unless you have a song in mind that you know is on my ipod, in which case that song jumps to the top. If you don't like rock (of every conceivable subgenre), classical, techno, or showtunes, and you think gangsta rap is totally worth listening to unironically, then you're pretty much SOL on music. Turning the volume up to rock concert levels is not only acceptable, but encouraged.
I do not get into street races. I don't care if the guy in the tackily embellished Mitsubishi in the next lane is flipping us off while his passenger claims via sign language to have recently fucked your mother , I'm not going to risk my life and yours just to jerk off their pathetic egos. They'll feel like big, tough men when they either A) get pulled over by the cops or B) wrap themselves around a streetlight and, call me a cold-hearted bastard if you will, in both cases I'll pause to laugh like Nelson Muntz before I dial 911.
Seatbelts are mandatory. If there are 4 of us and one isn't buckled, then he has to explain to the others why the car is still in park.
No smoking. If you're going to smoke in my car, you'd better be prepared to triple shampoo the entire interior on your dime and pray that gets the smell out.
Music comes from my ipod. You will take turns looking through the ipod until you find something to listen to, unless you have a song in mind that you know is on my ipod, in which case that song jumps to the top. If you don't like rock (of every conceivable subgenre), classical, techno, or showtunes, and you think gangsta rap is totally worth listening to unironically, then you're pretty much SOL on music. Turning the volume up to rock concert levels is not only acceptable, but encouraged.
I do not get into street races. I don't care if the guy in the tackily embellished Mitsubishi in the next lane is flipping us off while his passenger claims via sign language to have recently fucked your mother , I'm not going to risk my life and yours just to jerk off their pathetic egos. They'll feel like big, tough men when they either A) get pulled over by the cops or B) wrap themselves around a streetlight and, call me a cold-hearted bastard if you will, in both cases I'll pause to laugh like Nelson Muntz before I dial 911.
-No open alcohol containers
-Don't mess with me, I don't want to die over a joke (Unless it was really funny, but even then...)
-If I care about you, you will wear a seatbelt
-Don't question the rules
-Don't question the driving unless I'm doing something really stupid
-Don't mess with me, I don't want to die over a joke (Unless it was really funny, but even then...)
-If I care about you, you will wear a seatbelt
-Don't question the rules
-Don't question the driving unless I'm doing something really stupid
I think I may have to adopt this rule.Dwarfman said:
I'm confused, if that only applies to one person then are other people allowed to feel you up?ReservoirAngel said:
It only needs to apply to one person. Nobody else has ever tried that shit. When someone else tries it, I'll make it a general rule.NeverKnowsBest said:
#1 Seatbelts
#2 No Smoking, even with windows down
#3 If I tell you to be quiet, you be quiet
#4 You break ANYTHING in, on, or part of the car, you will be paying for repairs. No exceptions
#5 I reserve the right to falcon punch you out of the car if you break the rules or if I deem it necessary
Very simple rules really.
#2 No Smoking, even with windows down
#3 If I tell you to be quiet, you be quiet
#4 You break ANYTHING in, on, or part of the car, you will be paying for repairs. No exceptions
#5 I reserve the right to falcon punch you out of the car if you break the rules or if I deem it necessary
Very simple rules really.
Does this mean you have a driving scarf, goggles and gloves? Because that would be awesome.kman123 said:You can eat, but if you spill, you're dead.
Music is open to suggestions.
Oh yeah, don't playfully touch/punch me while I'm driving. I'm quite an eccentric driver
OT: I dont drive a car, just a motorbike. But for a pillion passenger my rules are dont frigging hold onto me, if you pull that shit I cant control the bike properly and when we turn into a corner WE WILL DIE. Also I dont care if my jacket makes it look as though you have man shoulders your wearing it, clothes and skin get shredded on tarmac quickly.
Done distract me while im driving. Wear your damn seatbelt. Stop touching me.
Those are the most crucial ones, while driving. I don't like alcohol or smoking or crap like that in my car, or smelly shoeless feet.
In regards to music, i'm usually pretty open. I like to make sure that we can both agree on the songs, but if its something i really like, passengers better shut the hell up and move the hands from the dial.
Those are the most crucial ones, while driving. I don't like alcohol or smoking or crap like that in my car, or smelly shoeless feet.
In regards to music, i'm usually pretty open. I like to make sure that we can both agree on the songs, but if its something i really like, passengers better shut the hell up and move the hands from the dial.
No smoking (My car is nice and new thanks)
No eating (See above)
My iPhone/iPod shall be the only one ever connected
Wear a seatbelt (Not because I care about your safety, but legally it's my responsibility now urgh...)
The law of shotgun does NOT apply (I will decide who I have to put up with in the front seat)
In my old car my rules basically ended with seatbelts and radio station (no iPod/CD player) but seeing as my car is new and all now I decided to punish my fat, smoker friends so they can no longer eat or smoke while inside my vehicle, of course food and tobacco are allowed within the car, but must be sealed at all times. Drinks are allowed though...
No eating (See above)
My iPhone/iPod shall be the only one ever connected
Wear a seatbelt (Not because I care about your safety, but legally it's my responsibility now urgh...)
The law of shotgun does NOT apply (I will decide who I have to put up with in the front seat)
In my old car my rules basically ended with seatbelts and radio station (no iPod/CD player) but seeing as my car is new and all now I decided to punish my fat, smoker friends so they can no longer eat or smoke while inside my vehicle, of course food and tobacco are allowed within the car, but must be sealed at all times. Drinks are allowed though...