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Dragon Zero

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My cats have me trained just the way they want me. One cat even makes me pet him againts my will just by jumping up on my bed.
 

Higurashi

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No news to me, but it did get me thinking... perhaps one could implement this on humans? It would be the perfect solution for all those people who can just *almost* get that date. The final weight to tip the scale. Every geek's dream. At first, it would be expensive and probably dangerous, but the more I think about it, the more I get mental images of everyone walking around and purring in the future.
 

VincentX3

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I SAY BURN THE CA-

*Hears a cat purring*

Awww....aren't you the cuttest little thing?
 
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I hate cats disloyal annoying beasts that just come in eat your food and don't even like you. Thankfully I can ignore my sisters cat until I'm ready to feed it or whatever.
 

johnman

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Machines Are Us said:
Heavy_Moses said:
If a dog jumps in your lap its because it loves you.
If a cat jumps in your lap its because your lap is warm.
Indeed, but I prefer intelligence over obedience so am happy to let them.
Yes but dogs are both. When i walk mine I have to go though a large patch of nettles and brambles, which isnt plesent for me, and I can move this crap out of my way. One da my dog decideds "Sod this" and runs away. It then appears at the exit piont of the nettle covered route sat down happily waiting for me to emerge. It then showed me a much eaier route that had been cleared by somebody a few days before, but was barely noticeable.
Go doggie go!
 

Fightgarr

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I think its been known for a while. Not necessarily scientifically but generally. Just like kitteh's have the infinite power of cute.
 

Valkyira

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Thats what makes cats so great. Dogs are stupid, but cats they are smart, they know when to purr and when to claw your face off.
 

A random person

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I knew it!
With their cuteness and purring they control us, and we cannot escape because of how irresistibly adorable they are. Hell, they even control anonymous.
 

barryween

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My cat doesn't even try to pur, he just plops his big fat ass right in front of me in a dark room while I'm walking so I trip and fall and possibly die. Cats are dicks.
 

The_Echo

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shadowgaunt said:
I knew it!
If they can get us to feed them, what else do you think they can force us to do!?
*Cue ominous music.
"My cat told me to do it, officer, I swear!"