Your Cat Really Is Manipulating You, Study Shows
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AHA!
I knew it. It's not paranoia if they really are after you! This proves it! Cats seek to take over the world! They wish to enslave humanity to be their insignificant little pets!
Run, run for your lives! Flee while you still can.
While I will be bying off some Bulldogs, hehehe... Yeees, panic my fellow humans. Let me pave the way for my seat at the Overlords tower of Evil. No cat or human shall stand in my way....
Krhm, nothing to see here, nothing to hear. Move along, move along. Beware those cats.
I knew it. It's not paranoia if they really are after you! This proves it! Cats seek to take over the world! They wish to enslave humanity to be their insignificant little pets!
Run, run for your lives! Flee while you still can.
While I will be bying off some Bulldogs, hehehe... Yeees, panic my fellow humans. Let me pave the way for my seat at the Overlords tower of Evil. No cat or human shall stand in my way....
Krhm, nothing to see here, nothing to hear. Move along, move along. Beware those cats.
So the Cats beat us to the first application of the Voice a la Dune? Thank god they only purr, and don't command us to sit there and pet them all day long. Otherwise, people would get sick of them, rebel against their feline masters, have a holy war against them, then eliminate all pro-cat objects, including but not limited to: lolcatz, Cat ears, Large portions of Anime and Manga, Cat-people, and laser-pointers designed to make the cats exercise for once in their dammed lives.
But...
Fifteen bucks says the furries will petition to bring back the cat-suits, but will be firmly denied.
But...
Fifteen bucks says the furries will petition to bring back the cat-suits, but will be firmly denied.
A mate of mine sent me this link a few days ago and the image of scientists hanging around a lab running tests on this cat made me laugh. Maybe it was only the specific cat being tested that was manipulative.
It's one of those things that anyone with a cat already knows. I know my cat mowing is designed to piss me off and shovel food into it's mouth and that it only rubs up against me because it wants something, It's like having a trophy wife. It doesn't need the rubber stamp of "scientifically proven" but I guess the wikipedia entry on cats needs filling out.
It's one of those things that anyone with a cat already knows. I know my cat mowing is designed to piss me off and shovel food into it's mouth and that it only rubs up against me because it wants something, It's like having a trophy wife. It doesn't need the rubber stamp of "scientifically proven" but I guess the wikipedia entry on cats needs filling out.
Why yes! Yes! It all adds up! Mister Kitty, Cuddles, Tom, Garfield! They are all goverment agents! Why would the goverment let them take over the world? Because they are all cats! Does Obama sound like a person's name? No! Now think of a cat named Obama! They are all Obama supporters! Can't you see man! They'll treat you like a DOG, for the rest of your life! You'll be making yarn 20 hours a day man! Only the rich ones will get to pet cats!
Interesting stuff about cats there. No wonder they're my favorite animal!
Interesting stuff about cats there. No wonder they're my favorite animal!
those meows are just annoying, thats the only reason why i listen to them
If i sit their, it's just gonna keep getting louder and louder and more annoying.
If i sit their, it's just gonna keep getting louder and louder and more annoying.