Your Catchphrase?

[Betancore]

I say stupid things like 'oh snap' and 'well...your face sucks/screw you guys/your mum' when I can't think of any other retort. And 'I wish you a very merry sexual encounter with yourself' when I'm feeling clever. I also randomly burst out with 'WRONG BROTHEL' but only a couple of people actually understand what I mean when I say that.

 

[aaronx83]

If that guy appears in my home at night, ill shoot him 7 times

 

[LongAndShort]

Mine is basically

"Well, to each their own."

It's far more versatile than you may expect.

 

[Cormitt]

Life's sucks. Get a helmet. - Ok stole that one from Dennis Leary

And

And then it went sideways...

 

[Mike Andrews]

"Dear God why?" When I am playing a game and I have to make a quick escape.

 

[bak00777]

i say razzle frazzle alot

 

[1blackone]

"I was asleep"

 

[ReaperzXIII]

Bow chicka wow wow (when I hear something that can be sexual)
You're retarded
You're an asshole
Go jump in a fire

 

[Not-here-anymore]

"Son of a mother!"

"Well, bugger."

"OK, I'm going . If I'm not back in time for , avenge my death"

"Aaahhh! It's eating my face!" - in reference to any damage suffered in any game, ever.

"I got in a fight with a bear. And there was lava, and chainsaws, and something to do with a motorbike... Then more lava..." - My standard excuse for being late to anything, or for having cut myself whilst shaving. It says something about my friends that they don't find this strange.

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

"Oh well, life goes on. Relentless as it is." Which I basically say whenever bad shit happens, or when I or someone close to me faces future adversity.

"My God, man!" in my best Leonard 'Bones' McCoy accent (of Star Trek) I can pull off at the time. Basically whenever I'm with fellow geeks, or whenever i'm sarcastically balking at another's claims.

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

That's mine C: or it's this.

"SON OVA ZERG!"

 

[Adamc-mh]

I've made a bad habit of ending some sentences with "'n such".

 

[ZeLunarian]

In some way form or another, in discussion, I pretty much always say:
'Well yeah but..'; I like to think of the other side P:

 

[Dapsen]

I end most sentences around my peers with "bitches", even though I'm only talking to one person.

And if anyone gets hit in the face, be it with an object, a hand, a foot or the ground, I'll shout "DAYUMN, ***** GOT PWN3D", regardless of gender or seriousness of the injury.

At this point, it's just a bad habit and I'm trying to adopt some new catchphrases .

 

[Kukakkau]

1. Smooth! (when someone fails/does something stupid)
2. Wait....what??
3. Moving rather swiftly on..
4. Hey! That's my job! (generally when someone mocks someone else)
5. Dibs! (anything that isn't owned or when talking about a girl) or I got next! (if someones talking about their girlfriend - it pisses them off so much)

 

[MangaVally]

I have a habit of muttering "Geeze Louise" when I'm, annoyed or confused by something

 

[rokkolpo]

"HOPPAAAA" (dutch) - after gaining an achievement or something like that.

"-your father is a ..." or "-your father does ..." as a response to anything

oh god you're one of those.....

OT:all the clishe ones, or to quote B.A: SHUT UP FOOL!

 

[interspark]

victoriously crying "JOBS A GOOD 'UN!!!!" usually after passing particularly tricky obstacles in video games

 

[Communist partisan]

I nearly always say "comrade" than speaking to ppl and I allways say "piss off or "fuck off" to anything that's annoying me and I say "boosh!" than I hear/see/do/say something awesome.