Your computer will die in 5 minutes...

[Ph33onix]

A diagnostic software installed on your computer tells you that it will die in 5 minutes.

How do you use these last precious minutes ?

 

[Kermi]

Googling solutions.

 

[PlasmaFrog]

Actually diagnose the problem and fix it. If not, order a new one.

 

[reddfawks]

Back up my important stuff.

Oh external hard drive, where would I be without you?

 

[AntonicKnight]

Thinking how the fuck did things come to this.

 

[NeutralDrow]

I have everything backed up already. I'll take a screenshot of the desktop, back it up, mourn, and figure out what to do from there.

 

[Marter]

Back up the Offline copy of my reviews, as well as my music.

 

[shaboinkin]

Porn


...duh!

 

[lacktheknack]

Apply my head to the desk, cry for four minutes, then turn it off and remove the hard-drives.

Then, scrape together money for a new computer and install the hard-drives.

Seems obvious to me.

 

[The_Blue_Rider]

someone asked this question a while ago, and i shall give the same answer

Porn

and then check my facebook

 

[sylekage]

Freak out, running back and forth wondering "Why is this happening?!" Then back up my files as quickly as possible

 

[Easton Dark]

"GET ALL OF THE PORN TO SHELTERS, GO GO GO"

Nah. System Restore. Fixes everything.

Before that though, find the facecode for my Male Shepard. I MADE HIM PERFECT GOD DAMN IT DON'T MAKE ME REBUILD HIM AGAIN!

 

[StormShaun]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH*Sound of car exiting garage and screeching*

 

[markisb]

depends if the hard drive goes with it. if so. then ill just be in a mad rush to back up as much as i can. if not then just wait for it to die and copy the stuff i want off after its died. makeing sure not to copy the software that did it ofcourse.

 

[icyneesan]

Print out as much porn as possible.

A diagnostic software installed on your computer tells you that it will die in 5 minutes.

How do you use these last precious minutes ?

By posting on a forum that my PC is about to die in 5 minu-

 

[godfist88]

Actually diagnose the problem and fix it. If not, order a new one.

yep, this. if theres a problem, it's needs fixing.

 

[TeeBs]

Walk downstairs to my other computer and post a thread talk about how macs are just as vulnerable to virus's as PCs

 

[Adam Galli]

Take it out back and end its suffering.

 

[Timedraven 117]

if it is this computer... shit myself and hope for mercy if my "own" computer say "ehh it was a piece of crap any way and find what is wrong and backup all my important stuff or just turn it off.

 

[blue spartan 11]

Try to fix for 4 minutes. If it doesn't work, remove the hard drive and bring it to someone more competent.