Your Conspiracy

[Canadianwookie]

Everybody knows the basic conspiracy theories by now, the popular ones that everybody knows about, and everybody eventually hears about one way or another. Sasquatch, Roswell, and literally hundreds of others.

But do you have a conspiracy theory you have thought about, or even considered? A paranoia or coverup you think can or has been hidden by the mysterious MIB?

Personally I've always thought that if you used some sort of electronic device, (mini defribillator) to instigate a heartattack in somebody, would it be detectable? People could cover it up, and tell you it was a simple heart attack, they happen all the time to all sorts of people....Why not YOU!?!?!?

Write your conspiracy theories here.

 

[Ultrajoe]

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[Jobz]

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At the moment I am trying to catch my breath from laughing. I can't believe she actually thinks that rainbows are caused my chemicals in the water and the air. This made my night, thank you Joe.

"But now it's happening now." Greatest line in that, gotta love redundancies.

 

[perfectimo]

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Rainbow's are stealing our human rights? That is the definitive evidence needed to why science should be taught in every school.

 

[BaronAsh]

I think Norton and McCafee make most of the virus's worms and trojans.

 

[RebelRising]

I've never heard of anyone else suggesting that it was the Mossad that eliminated JFK, due to his staunch anti-Israel policy. Outside of the NKVD (KGB), the Mossad is the most professional and silent secret service out there.

 

[nepheleim]

Snopes spreads urban legends to drive up traffic at their sites, and then debunk those legends while spreading different ones.

 

[Graustein]

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Ye call that a conspiracy?
The Moon is a LIE! [http://www.revisionism.nl/Moon/The-Mad-Revisionist.htm]

And that's not all folks!
You see, the Holocaust is a hoax perpetrated by the Jews (including Hitler) in conjunction with Stalin in order to wipe out Christianity. The death toll (of Christians) exceeded 200 million [http://christianparty.net/holocaust.htm]

 

[Faeanor]

This whole thing called "the economy" doesn't really exist. It's merely a cover to keep rich people employed in jobs that don't really do anything, but seem important.

I'm not really serious, I just don't understand how the economy works(money just isn't my thing).

 

[crimson5pheonix]

I seriously think Eye doctors are a conspiracy. No lies. I think they want you in eyeglasses as soon as possible to ruin your eyesight and force you onto eyeglasses for the rest of your life.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Prepare to be shocked

Ye call that a conspiracy?
The Moon is a LIE! [http://www.revisionism.nl/Moon/The-Mad-Revisionist.htm]

And that's not all folks!
You see, the Holocaust is a hoax perpetrated by the Jews (including Hitler) in conjunction with Stalin in order to wipe out Christianity. The death toll (of Christians) exceeded 200 million [http://christianparty.net/holocaust.htm]

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[Monkfish Acc.]

The cake is a lie.

EDIT: To be honest, I can't believe this hasn't been said yet.

 

[TsunamiWombat]

The cake is a lie.

EDIT: To be honest, I can't believe this hasn't been said yet.

The Cake ISN'T a lie, everyone in Apeture Science is fine, and the inteir thing was a test on the human will to live as well as pyschosis under stress!

 

[dukethepcdr]

Steve Jobs pays liberal politicians lots of money to keep Apple from getting involved in anti-trust lawsuits. Apple's OS only comes on Apple's computers. Ipods only download music from Itunes etc. etc.

Meanwhile, Microsoft keeps getting hit with lawsuits despite the fact that they are no where near as monopolistic as Apple is. It's because Bill Gates is not a liberal and doesn't pony up to the liberal politicians.

 

[Graustein]

Prepare to be shocked

Ye call that a conspiracy?
The Moon is a LIE! [http://www.revisionism.nl/Moon/The-Mad-Revisionist.htm]

And that's not all folks!
You see, the Holocaust is a hoax perpetrated by the Jews (including Hitler) in conjunction with Stalin in order to wipe out Christianity. The death toll (of Christians) exceeded 200 million [http://christianparty.net/holocaust.htm]

You have to be kidding me.

Please tell me that's a joke. That is just retarded. Really retarded, I will now proceed to destroy those sites.

The first one is designed to poke fun at revisionist methods in historiography, while the second one... I have no fucking clue

 

[Sayvara]

There is only one conspiracy... and that is conspiracy theories. Conspiracy theories are like colorful jesters with bells and whistles that prance and dance around being obviously harmless and nonsensical. But in doing this they catch everyone's attention, even if you believe in them or not. They keep the believers busy as they pay attention to them... and they keep the non-believers busy as they frantically try to tell the believers to not pay so much attention to the conspiracy theories.

As such they keep everyone busy, leaning noone to ask the really hard questions or pay attention to what's important.

/S

 

[Sayvara]

I seriously think Eye doctors are a conspiracy. No lies. I think they want you in eyeglasses as soon as possible to ruin your eyesight and force you onto eyeglasses for the rest of your life.

That's not a conspiracy... thats' a matter of hoaxters. Conspiracies requires many to work together to make a hoax.

And no, not eye doctors... but dentists. Less seriously-minded dentists have this hillarious tendancy to find dental problems where they are none. Then there are astrologers... and fortune tellers. Again: hoaxters.

Then there is the special case of homeopaths. They are obviously wrong, and there are alot of people practicing it. But there I'm not thinking conspiracy... that's rather a case of mass-delusion, or should I say: mass-dilution. *nerdy snigger*

/S

 

[Unknower]

Government makes up ridiculous conspiracy theories to undermine the conspiracy theories which are actually true.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

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Ye call that a conspiracy?
The Moon is a LIE! [http://www.revisionism.nl/Moon/The-Mad-Revisionist.htm]

And that's not all folks!
You see, the Holocaust is a hoax perpetrated by the Jews (including Hitler) in conjunction with Stalin in order to wipe out Christianity. The death toll (of Christians) exceeded 200 million [http://christianparty.net/holocaust.htm]

You have to be kidding me.

Please tell me that's a joke. That is just retarded. Really retarded, I will now proceed to destroy those sites.

The first one is designed to poke fun at revisionist methods in historiography, while the second one... I have no fucking clue

Why does everything link back to the jews. Apparently they caused Aids as well and 9/11

the percent who blame jews and not Arabs increased from 69% to 72%

What the hell is wrong with these people?!

 

[The Iron Ninja]

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Once again, it appears that the Ultrajoe has won a thread.

See my hat?
I take it off to you good sir.
This is not a common occurrence.