Your country is now run by a fictional character of your choice

Recommended Videos

Treblaine

New member
Jul 25, 2008
8,682
0
0
HankMan said:
All hail to the King!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3069/2406175332_638f03ee7f.jpg
SUPER KING!

My liege! Thank god you're here to rule and reign over us. Surely you are the one who can save us from our crippling financial crisis... right?

Oh, you - erm - aren't. I see.

Well, you've still far cooler than the other two leaders, definitely the best out of the three.
 

Sonic Doctor

Time Lord / Whack-A-Newbie!
Jan 9, 2010
3,042
0
0
Fictional me. I written a few stories with me as the character. Fictional me would rule the US with his Iron Fist of Freedom. He would burn all papers that had to do with any plans Mr.Obama had thought up or created. Socialism would be outlawed. Capitalism and a true free-market would reign supreme. Fictional me would do away with the IRS. All taxes would be gained from sales taxes, workers would see their whole paychecks. Tax flow is determined on how loose people are with there money on buying wants. All food and "need" items for living, wouldn't be taxed, even so called bad foods like snack foods, sodas, and juice drinks wouldn't be taxed either. This way, people being poor can't be blamed on government taxes, since taxes only come from "want" items, things that people can live without. If they become poor from purchases of "want" items, it is their fault.

Considering how much people spend on "want" items, even in a recession, we would be slowly but surely crawling out of the national debt.(Joke: Just think about how much women spend on clothes and shoes, especially rich women. It wouldn't take long to get out of debt, with a 20 to 25% sales tax.)

Health care for those that still can't afford it even with a whole paycheck, will be dealt with by a charity fund. People won't be forced to pay into this fund, but incentives will be given to people that do.

The border problem would be dealt with swiftly, with fictional me's impenetrable border wall. English would be made the official language of the country.

As much as fictional me supports the military, he knows there are places where spending can be cut.

There would be no pork barrel projects. Such projects would have to prove that they help the entire community, not just a small section. There would be a special law put in place by fictional me that states that if he vetos any projects that he deems as not worthy for funding, it can't be passed by a second vote of Congress it is dead for at least a year. Fictional me gives the project creators a year to plan and make the project look more spending friendly then they can bring it back to the table.

To cut our dependance on foreign oil, I would create the "coal to synthetic oil initiative". The barrels of synthetic oil created with the coal, would be turned into gasoline. From what fictional me has researched, if we do this and use our own oil from our own drilling, we can cut gas prices in our country by at least 55%.

Being free of foreign oil interests, we would be free to use our fuel as a buffer to give us time to work on cleaner energies without foreign influences slowing us down with threats of higher oil prices if we try to find ways to get free of them and dirty fuels. Since we already have the facilities to make our coal to synthetic oil to gas, it wouldn't take more than a couple years to get off of foreign oil. The country could survive threats and price raises until then.

That is all for now.

Fictional me in 2012.
(Paid for by the fictional me for president group.) =P
 

placebodreams

New member
Apr 15, 2009
28
0
0
Torn between Patrick Stewart and Charlie Sheen. Stewart because he's just got the kind of voice built for power, and because he could keep us safe from borg. Sheen because I just wanna see what that guy would do with a country. Call it morbid fascination.
 

Yeager942

New member
Oct 31, 2008
1,097
0
0
General Jack D. Ripper because someone has to finally do something about the god damn Commies.
 

TheHaunted

New member
Nov 25, 2009
117
0
0
I'd have to go with Courage the Cowardly Dog. Sure he'd panic at the sign of danger but he would always come back and make things better.
 

Feralcentaur

New member
Mar 6, 2010
742
0
0
BGH122 said:
My country is now run by King Yaroglek of the Kingdom of Vaegirs.

Why? Because life needs to be more like Mount and Blade Warband.
Those pesky Kherghit Khanate will fall before us! We are the rightful rulers Caladria! OT: Who runs a theocro- Monarchy, forces her subjects to consume drugs to make them think everything is bright and happy when what they live in is truly a nightmareish dystopia, and locks away her closest relative into a moon for a thousand years because of disobedience, enslaves sentient taking cows, and has a class system in which those with horns are the highest class, those with wings are the middle and those with neither are the lower? Princess Celestia of course! *trollface* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz2kHW7YaM4
Or since don't want to be killed by a Pony firing squad, Brain from the Pinkie and the brain since, well, who wouldn't want a super intelligent talking mouse as a Prime minister?
Totenkopf said:
Princess Celestia

The end of Germany's stagnation.
Well... looks like I got ninjad.
holy_secret said:
I got ninjad... twice...
 

Fiend Dragon

New member
Apr 7, 2010
115
0
0


I think that he can handle it. His experience as the mayor of Can Town and his love of democracy will serve him well.

Truly our nation (Canada) will prosper under his wise and just leadership.
 

Jacklin

New member
Dec 10, 2008
152
0
0
Sonic Doctor said:
Fictional me. I written a few stories with me as the character. Fictional me would rule the US with his Iron Fist of Freedom. He would burn all papers that had to do with any plans Mr.Obama had thought up or created. Socialism would be outlawed. Capitalism and a true free-market would reign supreme. Fictional me would do away with the IRS. All taxes would be gained from sales taxes, workers would see their whole paychecks. Tax flow is determined on how loose people are with there money on buying wants. All food and "need" items for living, wouldn't be taxed, even so called bad foods like snack foods, sodas, and juice drinks wouldn't be taxed either. This way, people being poor can't be blamed on government taxes, since taxes only come from "want" items, things that people can live without. If they become poor from purchases of "want" items, it is their fault.

Considering how much people spend on "want" items, even in a recession, we would be slowly but surely crawling out of the national debt.(Joke: Just think about how much women spend on clothes and shoes, especially rich women. It wouldn't take long to get out of debt, with a 20 to 25% sales tax.)

Health care for those that still can't afford it even with a whole paycheck, will be dealt with by a charity fund. People won't be forced to pay into this fund, but incentives will be given to people that do.

The border problem would be dealt with swiftly, with fictional me's impenetrable border wall. English would be made the official language of the country.

As much as fictional me supports the military, he knows there are places where spending can be cut.

There would be no pork barrel projects. Such projects would have to prove that they help the entire community, not just a small section. There would be a special law put in place by fictional me that states that if he vetos any projects that he deems as not worthy for funding, it can't be passed by a second vote of Congress it is dead for at least a year. Fictional me gives the project creators a year to plan and make the project look more spending friendly then they can bring it back to the table.

To cut our dependance on foreign oil, I would create the "coal to synthetic oil initiative". The barrels of synthetic oil created with the coal, would be turned into gasoline. From what fictional me has researched, if we do this and use our own oil from our own drilling, we can cut gas prices in our country by at least 55%.

Being free of foreign oil interests, we would be free to use our fuel as a buffer to give us time to work on cleaner energies without foreign influences slowing us down with threats of higher oil prices if we try to find ways to get free of them and dirty fuels. Since we already have the facilities to make our coal to synthetic oil to gas, it wouldn't take more than a couple years to get off of foreign oil. The country could survive threats and price raises until then.

That is all for now.

Fictional me in 2012.
(Paid for by the fictional me for president group.) =P
Sounds very fascist.
Could you send me a link to your story it sounds reminiscent of 1984 or Atlas Shrugged.
 

Buizel91

Autobot
Aug 25, 2008
5,265
0
0
King Alistair to be in at number 10 downing street...

I would love to put that on the next vote xD
 

Fetzenfisch

New member
Sep 11, 2009
2,460
0
0
ad unam: i allow myself to laugh out loud for everyone that thinks that Dante Alighieri is a fictional character.

ad secundam: I say Max for President

Abraham Lincoln: Being President is for chumps. Only a grade-A sociopathic masochist would want that thankless job.
Max: Grade-A? I'm flattered!
 
Mar 25, 2011
110
0
0
dagens24 said:
The Presideum Fish, for what I think are obvious reasons (it's SO decadent).
This. He was just a lowly fish living in MY FAVORITE STORE ON THE CITADEL and now look at him. sniff... it's so beautiful...
 

Jfswift

Hmm.. what's this button do?
Nov 2, 2009
2,396
0
41
NoriYuki Sato said:
Cthulhu. I voted for him for President.....He didn't win, but he should have. Nobody would **** with America then. (Him or Nixon, nobody screws with a country who has a dead President elected.)

*EDIT*

Cthulhu....just look at my DP
I still like his campaign sticker I spotted while at a convention.

"Cthulhu. Why vote for the lesser evil?"