Your death row feast

[MammothBlade]

Somehow, you have been convicted of murder and sent to death row. Now, as one last gesture of goodwill before your execution tomorrow morning, you can eat as much as you like of anything.

I'll just stuff myself to death with hoisin duck, spare ribs, and belgian waffles with icecream, wash it down with strawberry milkshake, and save the executioner the bother.

 

[ChildishLegacy]

A cup of tea and a slice of cake. You need no more to completely relax and reflect on your life, it is just such a fine moment when you have that first bite + sip.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I would have-

A slice of a mighty meat pizza
A piece of sushi
Beef fried rice
A McDonald Chicken nugget
One KFC chicken leg
One Chinese duck leg
A piece of Lobster
A Banoffee Muffin
A Piece of Chocolate Cheese cake
Vanilla Ice cream
And lastly Lemon Coca-cola
(I better stop typing as I feel like a glutton now.)

Before you even asked how I can eat all of that I will simply take my time eating it so there will be a microware nearby or don't just send it to me all at once.

 

[Vegan_Doodler]

Proof of my innocence, alternatively a gun, a hack saw, fake pass port...
Ok really, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, probably rice (love it) and curry (apparently evacuation of the bawls can happen upon death, I want to be an inconvenience for as long as possible)

 

[FalloutJack]

Genuine Imported Fried Martian.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

I've always wanted to try Fugu. The pufferfish that only very experienced cooks are allowed to serve, due to its potent poison. I mean, hell, I'm gonna die anyway right? I'd even cook it myself ^^

 

[lacktheknack]

The executioner's children?

Failing that, I'll take fifteen smokies and a large German chocolate cake.

 

[lacktheknack]

I would have-

A slice of a mighty meat pizza
A piece of sushi
Beef fried rice
A McDonald Chicken nugget
One KFC chicken leg
One Chinese duck leg
A piece of Lobster
A Banoffee Muffin
A Piece of Chocolate Cheese cake
Vanilla Ice cream
And lastly Lemon Coca-cola
(I better stop typing as I feel like a glutton now.)

Before you even asked how I can eat all of that I will simply take my time eating it so there will be a microware nearby or don't just send it to me all at once.

Uh... it doesn't seem like an uneatable amount... I'd do it.

 

[Aerosteam]

Death by eating. That's how I'd like to go.

I'd eat the executioner, therefore I can't be executed by him the next day.

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

As many bananas and jars of peanut butter as they can find. Worth it

 

[Ruedyn]

Fuck they found out, I thought I hid those children really well...

A ham sandwich made by our first president George Washington.

EDIT: Had another idea! All the laxatives in the world, and then when I die, I'll fly through the air like a shit-powered ballistic missile. EEZ GEENEUS!

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

Scarlett Johansson.

On a (debatably) more serious note, the perfect bacon sandwich. I would not accept my fate until they brought me a bacon sandwich that was absolutely, objectively flawless. Why yes, this IS just a plot to buy me time/eat infinite free bacon sandwiches.

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

Ham loaf, mashed potatoes, fresh corn, homemade rolls, and cheesecake topped with caramel and chocolate sauce, as well as fresh strawberries.

Because I live in MURIKA, that's why.

[sub][sub] Also that shit is genuinely tasty. [/sub][/sub]

Captcha: pickled peppers

...

Fuck right off, Captcha.

 

[Andy Shandy]

Scarlett Johansson.

On a (debatably) more serious note, the perfect bacon sandwich. I would not accept my fate until they brought me a bacon sandwich that was absolutely, objectively flawless. Why yes, this IS just a plot to buy me time/eat infinite free bacon sandwiches.

Genius on both points. I like you.

I shall drink enough fizzy drink of whatever description, preferably Irn Bru and Fanta Fruit Twist, and gorge myself on my favourite foods, that I either die due to the gluttony, or escape from prison due to force of the gas and barf of the food and drink. So like a, fart-and-puke jetpack, so to speak.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Chicken and waffles and a big bottle Jameson when I'm done.

I wanna still be drunk when I'm being stabbed with the needle, and serenade the executioner with my drunken dark humor!

 

[ElPatron]

Cotton candy made of cyanide and happiness.

I'll eat four.

 

[yuval152]

An 8 foot long bacon sandwich with lettuce and a vodka with 90% alcohol.