Your death row feast

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T-Rex meat. They have to give it to me, right? This is the only true answer.

 

[Gone Rampant]

Somehow, you have been convicted of murder and sent to death row. Now, as one last gesture of goodwill before your execution tomorrow morning, you can eat as much as you like of anything.

I'll just stuff myself to death with hoisin duck, spare ribs, and belgian waffles with icecream, wash it down with strawberry milkshake, and save the executioner the bother.

I'd get a giant chicken... with a machine gun put in it so I can make a daring escape, only to get gunned down as soon as the snipers show up.

 

[w9496]

6 Burger King triple stackers. It's basically BKs version of a Baconator.
2 Dairy Queen cookie-dough Blizzards to wash it down.

I'd be dead tomorrow, so I don't have to worry about how unhealthy it is.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Something so costly, they wouldn't be able to pay the electricity bill and I'd be safe.

So BOATLOADS of caviar!

 

[Sean Steele]

A delicious nail phial, with a yummy firearm with a side of ammunition, and some wonderful explosives, along with a sports car, maybe a muscle car because hey I'm meant to indulge myself, and some savory gasoline enough to get to the border.

 

[newwiseman]

Iiniku Ushijima, who can think about food when I'm going to die tomorrow? I'll want to have a lot of fun with her so I'll order a couple bottles of Hershey Chocolate Syrup, a tub of whipped cream, a couple bottles of caramel sauce, and at least two bottles of good champagne.

It should also be noted I plan to die from exhaustion.

 

[frizzlebyte]

Nothing.


Because I'm never gonna do anything so heinous as to be on death row in the first place.

 

[Sean Steele]

Nothing.


Because I'm never gonna do anything so heinous as to be on death row in the first place.

Because innocent people NEVER get on death row.

 

[Goofguy]

A huge plate of spaghetti bolognese with fresh grated parmesan cheese and fresh diced hot peppers on top.

My digestif would consist of a glass of chilled maple whisky. No dessert, never cared too much for it to begin with.

 

[Hazy992]

ALL THE COCAINE!!!

I don't know exactly but it would involve McDonald's French Fries, KFC gravy and cheesecake for dessert. Gotta have cheesecake.

Oh and a shit load of Mountain Dew Voltage

Nothing.


Because I'm never gonna do anything so heinous as to be on death row in the first place.

it's just a hypothetical...

 

[Atrocious Joystick]

A fine, genuine italian pasta bolognese, with the pasta having soaked to perfection in some nitroglycerin.

They can kill me. But at least I'll go out with a bang.

*badum tish*

 

[TheScientificIssole]

*Clears Throat*
PUSSAY! But seriously, a good quality lobster with a side of am official Pardon from jail. Or infinite wishes?

 

[OvBr]

If it were me I?d choose the world?s rarest truffle, then while they were searching for it, I?d tunnel my way to freedom! Of course then I?d miss eating the world?s rarest truffle... Quite the quandary [http://daleandthetruffle.ytmnd.com/].

 

[Captain Pirate]

A Dominoes plain pizza, some Pizza Express doughballs, and some KFC popcorn chicken.
Fuck yeahhh.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

There is only one option, anything you have a severe allergic reaction to!

Muahahahaha!

Suck it Copper!

 

[Broady Brio]

Pork chops. With applesauce within applesauce.

 

[SD-Fiend]

whatever it is make it an all you can eat deep fried buffet. I'll die of a heart attack hopefully

 

[Starik20X6]

That's easy, I'd...

Scarlett Johansson.

On a (debatably) more serious note, the perfect bacon sandwich. I would not accept my fate until they brought me a bacon sandwich that was absolutely, objectively flawless. Why yes, this IS just a plot to buy me time/eat infinite free bacon sandwiches.

... Well, I can't top that. A tip of the hat to your magnificence.

 

[Sleepy Sol]

Grilled chicken.

...Lots and lots of grilled chicken, whether it be in sandwiches, on a pizza...wherever.

 

[carnex]

A cyanide capsule, just so I could spoil the fun of sicko's who would like to see me executed.