An exact copy of this eclair. When the guards come to get me, boom. We're all dead, and covered in delicious pasty.
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An exact copy of this eclair. When the guards come to get me, boom. We're all dead, and covered in delicious pasty.
I'm not allergic to any food. For that reason, to make the job miserable for my executioners, several high fiber muffins.
Cup of tea and a hot AND buttered scone to start, then for the main; Large Doner Kebab with the HAWT sauce and extra jalapenos, and, to finish, apple pie on a waffle with ice cream. I would die very happy.
It's a good thing then they have more than one executioner. You're also a cannibal now so congratulations!NuclearShadow said:
I'd like some lasagna, some sushi (tuna and crab only please), some prata with curry, baked beans, rice and scrambled eggs. Also a bullet, so I get to see myself out.
Well I would ask for...a portible nuke then I would escape. Bwahahaha.
*Ahem* Okay enough of that.
I would have Krispy Kreams
Giant Gummy things. (Giant gummy bear and etc)
Lots of Buffolo wings. (Is that how you spell it)
and a lot of assorted candy and snacks.
Which they won't notice the weapons I sneak in to escape...mwahahaha!
*Ahem* Okay enough of that.
I would have Krispy Kreams
Giant Gummy things. (Giant gummy bear and etc)
Lots of Buffolo wings. (Is that how you spell it)
and a lot of assorted candy and snacks.
Which they won't notice the weapons I sneak in to escape...mwahahaha!
Fugu.
If I'm going to die anyway, might as well eat an extremely poisonous dish, right?
Edit: But while we're at it, might as well throw in some zesty Italian chicken, pork chops, etc. Because why not.
If I'm going to die anyway, might as well eat an extremely poisonous dish, right?
Edit: But while we're at it, might as well throw in some zesty Italian chicken, pork chops, etc. Because why not.
I'd go with this, I would eat all the executioners on the planet, but once they are served to me, fried and dead, I would say that I am not hungry. By default of there being no executioners left I would either get out for the weirdest circumstances imaginable and continue life as it was before.Aerosteam 1908 said:
Also I'd order with the executioners a Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich, medium coka-cola and medium fries.
I hope that this scenario would not come to fruition (especially since I finally found a great job), but if I only had one thing to eat it would be a big plate of enchiladas made by my mom.
She makes the best enchiladas and I always feel 'guilty' eating enchiladas prepared by any one else.
She makes the best enchiladas and I always feel 'guilty' eating enchiladas prepared by any one else.
I don't get why you would want to kill yourself that would be even more painful then getting executed.Plus I wouldn't have any personal beef with the executioner I realize he is just doing his job and doesn't like it any more then I do and I am totally okay with that.
Mountian Dew give me it by the gallons and it better be cold.
Some Subway Turkey Bacon Cheddar on Honey Oat bread with some mayonnaise my favorite.
Maybe some butter pecan & bannana pancakes with some syrup mmmmm.
All sorts of delicious greasy unhealthy food that I would normally never eat.
Also some other delicious drinks I think all that Dew would upset my stomach.
We also are having an animu marathon I think we will watch some of the Key shows and me and the guards can share feels bro.
I think that would be satisfying way to go out.
Mountian Dew give me it by the gallons and it better be cold.
Some Subway Turkey Bacon Cheddar on Honey Oat bread with some mayonnaise my favorite.
Maybe some butter pecan & bannana pancakes with some syrup mmmmm.
All sorts of delicious greasy unhealthy food that I would normally never eat.
Also some other delicious drinks I think all that Dew would upset my stomach.
We also are having an animu marathon I think we will watch some of the Key shows and me and the guards can share feels bro.
I think that would be satisfying way to go out.
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I'd want JUSTICE!
With a side order of fries!
Maybe some flavored water too...
Along with some cookie dough.
If Justice is unavailable, Chick-Fil-A and Oreos. That way, people would debate about my "gay rights" views and become talked about after death!
With a side order of fries!
Maybe some flavored water too...
Along with some cookie dough.
If Justice is unavailable, Chick-Fil-A and Oreos. That way, people would debate about my "gay rights" views and become talked about after death!
Fuckin'... I see the thread title and that is the comic that popped into my head, and I was coming in to see if anyone posted it, first page was clear, second page loads up, NOPE.Moonlight Butterfly said:
Thanks. Thank you.
I do agree though. Allergic reaction would be the funniest. Too bad I don't know if I'm allergic to anything.