Your DOOMSDAY WEAPON

[Jark212]

It's simple, Train an entire colony of genetically altered African Driver ants to obey my command, then unleash them on the world!!!

MMUUUUHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAA!!!!!!

Spoiler: Like this but with people

 

[zombiejoe]

Simple
A piece of paper with 'divide by zero' written on it

I don't get the entire "Divide by Zero" thing
Shouldn't the answer just be zero?...OH SHIT! *BOOOOOOOOOOM*

 

[bennytheodd]

My DOOMSDAY WEAPON would be siccing Hank J. Wimbleton from the Madness Combat cartoons on the world.

http://krinkels.net/movies/MadnessCombat4.html

 

[RagnorakTres]

Chicken Zombies

O_O
YOU CAN TAKE THEIR HEADS AND THEY JUST! KEEP! COMING!!!!!
/me panics.

Seriously, that's terrifying. Why would you do that?

[sub]Welcome to the Internet, where the men are men, the women are men and the children are FBI agents. --Unattributed[/sub]

 

[Sargey]

I like the giant vuvuzela idea - played a vuvuzela iphone app over the loudspeaker at my football game last weekend; it received a warm reception

 

[DSK-]

My doomsday weapon would be my little brother. Name thy target, and it will die by his hand.

 

[wooty]

Unleashing Mark van Bommel on an unsuspecting public, so many broken legs, ankles, toes, heels, ribs ect...

 

[faspxina]

my doomsday weapon would be a virus that would turn everyone into Rick Astley... yeah..

 

[Silent observer]

Simple
A piece of paper with 'divide by zero' written on it

I don't get the entire "Divide by Zero" thing
Shouldn't the answer just be zero?...OH SHIT! *BOOOOOOOOOOM*

NO DON'T TRY AND ANS-*fump*

 

[nuba km]

my doomsday weapon would be a weapon that creates and controls zombies and as long as some zombies are alive I will not die but if I would die a zombie would die instead (and feel the damage and be affected0 (so if i would blow up it would blow up)by it).

edit<- even zombie cupcakes)

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

A machine that causes all water (with the execption of our body water) on Earth to raise to the sky and form a bubble around the planet above the atmosphere.
"That dosnt sound too bad? In fact that sounds cool!"

Spoiler: well... Guess again

- No way of taking the water from the sky back down to the people.
- It can nolonger rain and the sun will be blocked so crops will die.
- Trees will also die, no more oxygen.
So. If you arnt killed by thirst, lack of oxygen will kill you

/Evil

But....
Wouldn't that kill you too?... ¬¬?

But....
Thats the fun part! =D

 

[Jamous]

Something that turns everything from the internet (even /b/...) into pure reality. Everything would die within minutes.

 

[Christemo]

Captain Falcon´s fist fired from orbit.

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

The trees!
ehem, didn't say that.
i think i'd probably go all golden eye with a phat off satalite, just to be cliche.

 

[interspark]

a laser that makes the whole world REEEEEALLY need the toilet, and while people are preocupied, my minions will steal EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD and bring it back to my island base, then i'll encase my island in a force field and launch it into space and laugh at the pitifully resourceless planet below me, then of course i'll enslave the planet because im the only one with food and i'll have them build missiles for attacking other planets and also pyramids just so theres never an excuse to stop working MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAAAAA!!!

 

[Javex]

A genetically modified, poisonous super-algae. One that flourishes in fresh and salt-water of all temperatures and environments, and expands/multiplies at an exponential rate. It would spread across the world's water supplies within months and ultimately destroy all life.

Of course, I would hold the world at ransom before I unleashed it! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

The Mother fucking BFG-9000!!!!