Your dream guy/girl...
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dissolute narcissist that i am, i cannot deny that my dream woman is basically the female version of me. pretty much someone who i can actually have an interesting, non-stupid conversation with about things i actually give a toss about.
as with my ruminations about having a clone of myself, im pretty sure we would start out hating each other and constantly trying to one-up the other...in fact im pretty sure we always would, but thats a big part of the appeal; i want a challenge damnit
as with my ruminations about having a clone of myself, im pretty sure we would start out hating each other and constantly trying to one-up the other...in fact im pretty sure we always would, but thats a big part of the appeal; i want a challenge damnit
My dream girl would just understand all of the crazy references I use. Aside from that as long as she has all her front teeth, weighs less than 300 pounds, and showers regularly I honestly couldn't care less. A nice ass never hurt though.
My perfect girl is:
- Shorter than 5'4 and too busty for her frame (but all natural)---cute and curvaceous in equal measure.
- Blonde with blue eyes that would make cute babies
- Very submissive in and out of the bedroom - the kind of girl who's looking for a strong guy in her life to complete her. You know the type---the kind of girl who when she has kids thinks of herself as "Dave's mommy" and before that point would think of herself as "Fox's girl".
- Not the sharpest tool in the shed, but not a complete idiot either. "Impressionable" is really the word I'm after.
- Kind, caring, loving, and domesticated.
- Loves sex for its own sake. A girl who thinks of sex solely as a means to make babies will stop putting out as soon as she's had as many kids as she wants.
Reading over that, I see I'm clearly a total misogynist. Oh well. (and ironically, the girl I'm currently pursuing is none of the above except for being attractive, kind, and caring.)
- Shorter than 5'4 and too busty for her frame (but all natural)---cute and curvaceous in equal measure.
- Blonde with blue eyes that would make cute babies
- Very submissive in and out of the bedroom - the kind of girl who's looking for a strong guy in her life to complete her. You know the type---the kind of girl who when she has kids thinks of herself as "Dave's mommy" and before that point would think of herself as "Fox's girl".
- Not the sharpest tool in the shed, but not a complete idiot either. "Impressionable" is really the word I'm after.
- Kind, caring, loving, and domesticated.
- Loves sex for its own sake. A girl who thinks of sex solely as a means to make babies will stop putting out as soon as she's had as many kids as she wants.
Reading over that, I see I'm clearly a total misogynist. Oh well. (and ironically, the girl I'm currently pursuing is none of the above except for being attractive, kind, and caring.)
I'm in love with her, it's not returned. It makes my life pretty difficult sometimes.Ephraim J. Witchwood said:T3h Merc said:
So you would want to get together with a 12 year old Hayley Williams. Hmm...TriggerHappyAngel said:
OnT: A girl who talks, you know, and communicates. Just someone to talk with, really. The rest is just details - and details are not important in these kinds of matters. Or are they...?
He'd have to be smart and witty, but also bitter, cynical and antisocial. I'd want him to be tallish, cold, well-read, and moderately attractive. He'd have a sense of humour too, of course, but mostly the dark kind.
All in all, the kind of guy that would never ever like me. In fact, part of the criteria is more or less that he wouldn't even be interested in getting to know me.
All in all, the kind of guy that would never ever like me. In fact, part of the criteria is more or less that he wouldn't even be interested in getting to know me.
I'm a sucker for girls with glasses (don't judge me! It's my taste and it's not like I'm only looking for that!)
I want to have lots of interesting conversations with her, so she needs to be intelligent and open minded.
And I just don't like it when she's clingy, but I don't think I'll meet that kind of woman.
I want to have lots of interesting conversations with her, so she needs to be intelligent and open minded.
And I just don't like it when she's clingy, but I don't think I'll meet that kind of woman.
One that has a unique personality. A girl that will say, believe, wear, and listen to the music she wants without taking anyones shit. A girl that knows she's free.
Probably a female version of me with extremely long hair.... in other word someone nice, nerdy, loves video games, playful, a switch and just as horny as I am .
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My dream girl would be tall, androgynous, intelligent and preferably elegant. Like Tilda Swinton when she played Gabriel in Constantine... Oh she was so beautiful.
My dream guy is my boyfriend, to be honest. He's geeky, not to much bigger than me, stunning eyes, gorgeous hair and very cuddly. He's honest, a real Romeo, I can talk to him about everything and he's not afraid to stand up to me.
I love my boyfriend... <3
My dream guy is my boyfriend, to be honest. He's geeky, not to much bigger than me, stunning eyes, gorgeous hair and very cuddly. He's honest, a real Romeo, I can talk to him about everything and he's not afraid to stand up to me.
I love my boyfriend... <3
