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Talal Provides

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imnotparanoid said:
God.
Thats a job right?
It sounds cool at first until you realize that it's nothing but the mortals pestering you over every little thing and questioning why you let something happen, and you can't just start smiting them, oh no, that will make it much much worse.
 

Baldry

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Mackheath said:
Funeral Director.
You've already got your job, don't brag!

And for myself Meth-addicted transvestite hooker Uhm I wouldn't mind acting in movies and TV, that or a history teacher.
 

Weslebear

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Something high up in the science world, a leading forensic chemist perhaps?

I do love me some science. Maybe a little too much, I actually salivate whenever I find interesting facts and theories. I have an extreme hunger for knowledge, literally.
 

imnot

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Talal Provides said:
imnotparanoid said:
God.
Thats a job right?
It sounds cool at first until you realize that it's nothing but the mortals pestering you over every little thing and questioning why you let something happen, and you can't just start smiting them, oh no, that will make it much much worse.
I can turn chickens into lava chickens of doom, I think its worth it.
Besides it's not like I have to listen to them do I?
 

konor77

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something like mathematician or programmer. I'm weird like that. currently i have 40 classes a week in school and 20 of those are variations on math and physics.
 

hurfdurp

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HORSE WHISPERER! Wait, can it be no job, or professional retired person? I'd rather have zero deadlines for the rest of my life and just do what I want.
 

ThePirateMan

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Time traveling historian.

Or to be more realistic, a history-related job that involves a lot of traveling sounds pretty sweet. Like a team of archeologists.
 

Eclectic Dreck

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Suicidal Hobo said:
A spy, or a behavioural scientist.
Spy generally isn't a job you get. The job you probably really want is that of Collection Manager at the CIA (for example. The job is essentially the same across the board but the name might change). Their job is to recruit sources (i.e. spies). Spies are, simply put, people who have access to information some entity finds important who have been given something in exchange for said information. Their actual job consists of whatever it is that they do that gives them access to information and desperately trying not to tip anyone off that they're passing along secrets.

Alternately, you might consider a more direct collections job. There are legitimate "spies" in the sense you're probably thinking of but these are people who operate without official cover. Still, their job is generally to get information and not draw undue attention. If drawing attention is the sort of thing that you'd want to do, there are certainly jobs like that but spy is not among them. What's more, such jobs aren't the sort of thing you get to sign up for. I couldn't do more than guess as to how you'd go about landing such a job but military special operator is the most logical way, especially given that these people would represent the bulk of the assets available for black operations.