Your dying wish/utterances

[SeeIn2D]

Haven't seen one of these in a while so I guess I'll start one up. If you were on your death bed, or in a battlefield mortally wounded or something to that effect where you knew for a fact you WERE going to die, what would you say/do? Can be serious or snarky. Or both. I like both. What would you say/do seriously, or snarkily?

Serious: I'd probably just do the dramatic look that implies "I've done things I regret, I would change them, but it's too late". Wouldn't say it though.

Snarky: "I was born a duly appointed federal mashall, and I'll die a duly appointed federal mashall!" (Shutter Island reference for anyone who doesn't get it.)

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

I'm going to have to resurrect an old favorite for this one:

"Respawning in 3....2....1...."

 

[emeraldrafael]

Quick, some on put in another quarter, I've spent my whole life trying to get the high score!

 

[Kolby Jack]

I cannot know, for I am not dying. I do certainly hope to not find out until many decades from now, though.

 

[Maxtro]

Show me your boobies.

 

[MasterF18]

Stealing from Whitest Kids You Know: If I'm being executed and asked if I have any last words, I would respond, "Yes, just three".

One of my own though... idk, something ambiguous like "Go get the bastards who did this", especially if I've lived a completely legitimate life and died of old age or natural causes or something like that.

 

[The Thinker]

Serious: Don't wait up.
Snarky: Man, this sucks.
Denial: What? Die? Me? I'm not gonna--

 

[Nickompoop]

"My fortune is hidden in the haghgoseuibgoapuegbasejg"
Then I'd have them play "Don't Worry, Be Happy" at my funeral.

 

[wildwind1290]

If I wanted to be serious, I'd say, "It is good. I am good. Now I may stop."

If I wanted to be cheeky, I'd say, "Why so serious? Just re-sleeve me."

 

[PrinceOfShapeir]

"My God, it's full of...stars."

 

[crudus]

Serious: I don't think the rumors of my death will be exaggerated this time.

Snarky: You know what I am going to miss? Breathing.

 

[GoldenFish]

"At least I'm not a loser dying a virgin." I'll then look around to see if anyone believes it.

 

[chaosyoshimage]

Is it bad that when it comes to dying the thing I worry about most is whether I say something cool or not? I'm not sure what I'll say when the time comes, but it better be worth it...

 

[Maxtro]

"My wealth and treasures? If you want it, I'll let you have it...search for it! I left all of it at that place".

 

[prince_xedar]

ill throw in the compulsary
"I will become more powerful... then you could ever imagine"

 

[THEMILKMAN]

"And I was only two days away from retirement..."
or
"Heaven or Hell...let's rock. Cookie for reference" (Yes, I'd actually say that last part)

 

[GameMaNiAC]

"Tell them... *cough*... tell them to work... on Arcanum 2 [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arcanum:_Of_Steamworks_and_Magick_Obscura]." would be my last wish.