Your epitaph (message on gravestone)

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mokes310

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First, the headstone would have to be phallic in nature, then the epitaph would read, "Accurate Representation"
 

sonicmaster1989

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"Tasted like bacon."

"Always the winner, he decided to take his chances with Russian Roulette. He, in fact, lost and the other guy's bullet ricocheted and glanced his ear. The resulting wound became infected. While in the hospital, he slipped on the tile, landed in a janitor's bucket and drowned."

"It was Lupus."
 

Shadow Law

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Here lies...he should have seen that sni-. Next to that tombstone would be another which reads, "Here lies the stone carver, I hate F-ing snipers"
 

traceur_

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for comedic effect:

1) get the hell off me!

2)wana switch places?

3)to prove that I could take it with me, I had my fortune burned and the ashes buried with me. HA!

4) FUCK!!!!

seriously:

1)was a traceur in life and remains in death.

2)His fear was not of life's end but of a life wasted.

3) I will show you fear in a handful of dust.

4)I would have an image of a single right wing on the tomb stone and under it would read "the wing is not of an angel, but of one who truly flies."
 

keitarobg

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"F*ck off!"
"Wathca looking at?"
"Got life?"

Have you heard of Penn & Teller's idea of a nice epitaph? It's awesome!
 

roboosh

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Depending on the game i was playing when I chose it it could be anything from ", Champion of the Frozen Wastes" to "A warning to all not to use the gravity hammer for everything".
If it wasn't my choice, probably something like "Dance Here".