"Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"
"Player 1 has left the game"
"Loading..."
"Failed to connect"
"Dead Mode [ON] OFF"
"The cake, was in fact, a lie"
"Don't worry, this gun isn't loaded"
"...That's what she said"
"To be continued..."
I had a serious discussion with two different women about this and we always settled on:
"Suffocated by tits" being the most likely.
(these two women being people with rather large breasts with no qualms about shoving them in my face, gotta say i'm sometimes the luckiest guy in the world.)
Other ones i've thought of myself are:
"Faked his own death"
"Look out! he's behind you!"
and
"didn't really die, just fled the country."
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