Your epitaph (message on gravestone)

[Zeke the Freak]

1: Bitches dont know about my extra lives

2: roses are red
violets are purple
Zeke lies here dead
And nothing rhymes with purple

3: this is why we cant have nice things

 

[Twilight_guy]

"I regret nothing... except dying"

"That demo really was a spy"

"Damn snipers, I knew they'd get me eventually"

 

[Hazy]

"If any of you Punk A** Kids vandalise my Grave I'll know... I'm everywhere!"

 

[Vern]

He had alot to say, he had alot of nothing to say.

 

[Sparrow]

"Don't read this! I'm telling you! Chainmail is REAL!"

OR

"Shit, forgot to quicksave."

 

[Dumbfish1]

"MOTHER F*CKING LAG!"

 

[Hellion25]

"Well that was a waste of your time and mine wasn't it God?"

 

[tigerblob]

Simply; my name and date of death, and KTHXBAI

 

[Zebidizy]

Last words *I wonder how far this chair bends back*

 

[KValentine]

"Here lies K, and he's really annoyed about it."

"Check out my Youtube channel to see how I got here."

"Good luck getting the stuff I borrowed off you now."

"Shot myself to work for Obama." (Cookie for who gets that recent reference)

"It was lupus."

"Pressed X and still died."

"I'm actually standing behind you now."

 

[internutt]

"RESPAWNING IN 9..."

 

[Sir Ollie]

Here lies Ollie

Now partying with Optimus Prime on Cybertron

 

[Volucer]

Hven't really decided, although as everyone I know is afraid I will somehow be killed when going on holiday to the TT's I've informed them that my epitaph is to simply read "worth it"

 

[the_joker1112]

"...at least i saved."

or

"ya i know im dead, load game!"


"not dead, just taking a looooong nap"


"if your crying for the person liying here, your at the wrong grave."

"pass me a new charicter sheet."

or i wouldnt put anything on it. that would blow someones mind.

 

[Slash Dementia]

"Go see where I re-spawned"
"That street over there needs a stop sign"

 

[lord667]

"Is Duke Nukem Forever out yet?"

 

[walker.au]

What the hell do you mean "insert more coins to continue" ...

 

[ZombLee]

Respawing in 3..