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hazabaza1

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Kenko said:
Just glue? *Tears bomb off head even if some skin follows with it and throws it out the window*
This.
Or just pull the wires out. Soblem prolved!
 

eclipsed_chemistry

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Well, assuming that I couldn't defuse it or remove it, I'd call the girl that I'm in love with, tell her how much I love her from the bottom of my heart, apologize for blaming our fate on bad timing or waiting around for "the right moment" and with that, I think my time would just about be up.
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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Make a 30 second video about saying goodbye, set it to upload to Youtube and spend the last moments playing Pokemon.
 

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Chickenfeed said:
RandallJohn said:
I'd take the bomb off, since the glue hasn't had a chance to set yet. :D

If it were stuck already... I dunno... pray, I guess.
If, for arguments sake, the bomb hadn't stuck. What would you do with the bomb after you took it off? Your barricaded into your room and you're still holding a highly explosive device.
Put it on the floor, cover yourself with a duvet, and hit the dirt. Unless the bomb's big enough to level the room, you stand an okay chance.
 

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I'd defuse the damn thing. I've played Counter Strike enough to know how to defuse those things. Why do you think I always pick Counter Terrorists? So when I have a bomb glued to my face, I can defuse it.
 

GrizzlerBorno

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Stare at it.

I'm not being cheeky.....that is Honestly what I would do. I have shit reflexes see, and I never ever flinch even when bizzare stuff happen around me. So yeah, I'd just stare morosely.....and grin at the hilarious cruelty...that too.
 

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dbrose said:
I'd go back to sleep thinking "Thank f*cking god--this semester was going to suck anyway.

"Shit, I'm gonna miss Mass Effect 3!"
Pretty much what I was thinking, right down to the Mass Effect last thought. I hate uni and all, but damn, not getting to live long enough to play ME 3 would suck.

Chickenfeed said:
That is... Mildly disturbing...
Or mildly amusing. >.> What, so it's just me, then?
 

MetalMaz

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Hope that the steel plate I have in my face would stop it. Or rip it off, throw to one side of the room then duck behind anything sturdy?

Or on the other hand, just relax and put 'boom boom' on by John Lee Hooker for a laugh. Or 'explode' by Damageplan.
 

HeySeansOnline

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Attempt to rip it off, if I can I throw it in my closet, duck behind my bed and pray. If it's stuck there I grab the phone and order a kickass mask and look in the paper for abandoned cathedrals or mansions to plot my revenge.
 

Ultress

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Take it off , stick it to Wild Arms 4 and chuck it out the window hopefully hitting the douchebag who tries to glue a bomb to my face.
 

Mr S

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No I'd probably throw it out of my window after I pulled it off my head:p
I have 5 of them, no way he blocked all of them. And even if he has, I have a plan.
My Room is divided in 2 parts, with a very big wall in the middle.
Put the bomb next to the outer window on one side of the wall.
Sit in the broom closet on the other side of the wall.
Pray like a devoted person.
 

Zykon TheLich

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Rip it off, then throw my mattress and laundry basket, linnen basket and all clothes on top of it, then cower in a corner as far away as possible...no, wait...I climb up into my attic and away through the roof as far as possible. HA! Didn't know I could get into the roof from my room did you, fucker?
 

CoL0sS

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Kiss myself goodbye, then reflect oh why would someone break into my room and glue a frigging bomb to my forehead and finally wait until last second to say "well shi*BOOOM*!!!".