Your face is going to explode in 60 seconds...

[vivster]

i'm gonna shout out with my last breath

WHY THE HELL CAN'T MOTHER TONGUE SPEAKERS SPELL THEIR OWN FUCKING LANGUAGE!?

 

[Mckeown]

i'd pull out the wires if they were visible, if not, i have that much crap in my room i could probably bury the damn thing and ride out the minor shockwaves under the sink

either that or throw the tv out of the window and then the bomb after it

 

[Antwerp Caveman]

I guess I'd just go like Herr Starr "S***"

No, I'd open my windows and just scream F***************************** *BOOM*

 

[Atmos Duality]

I keep cement/epoxy remover in my drawer. (don't ask...it was part of my previous work)
I remove the bomb and throw it out the window.

Then I go kick the madman's ass.

 

[Mr Montmorency]

How would I even know it's a bomb?

I'd just be woken up by a sociopathic burglar who has went to an unrealistic amount of effort to seal up my windows and door. I'd be wondering why I was woken up with sticky stuff all over my face with a box stuck to my forehead.

Also, my are face is going to explode?

 

[Chickenfeed]

Am I the only one who /facepalmed when I saw the title of the thread? Someone makes a sentence that would appropriately use the common possessive "your", and they wind up using the contraction for "you are"... usually things are the other way around...

Probably point out that you used "you're" when you should've used your

Thanks for pointing that out, didn't notice I made that mistake though.

I even edited my first post to get rid of any mistakes, how did I miss the title...

Run to the elementary school just behind me and then stand with my hands at my sides in the middle of a crowd of children just before I explode.

That is... Mildly disturbing...

Then again I suppose sticking a bomb to your forehead isn't the most undisturbing thing that could happen, so I suppose morals wouldn't matter? Maybe?

 

[FFHAuthor]

Webcam.

 

[AlohaJo]

Say "Cool." then play "Tick Tick Boom" by The Hives. Hopefully I'll time it right so my head blows up just as he shouts "BOOM!......ha!"

 

[Kyber]

rip my forehead of and throw the bomb under the bed, then i would make the psycopath eat my forehead

 

[Plurralbles]

I would have a huge mass of flesh ripped from my face... that's what.

 

[Chris^^]

I'd probably break down and cry/scream

[edit] in other words, I'd completely lose my head (fnar fnar)

 

[Ithera]

Well...seeing as it's stuck to my face I'm not so sure I'd properly identify it as an explosive in time. I guess my fate involves a loud bang and horrendous property damage.

 

[OniaPL]

If there is no possibilty of disarming it, I guess I would hand start the one eyed yoghurt thrower or get jiggy with it or clean the snorkel or make pudding or shake hands with Mr. Happy or give the flipper a backrub. Then, with ten seconds left I would take a fancy pose and keep it even when the bomb explodes.

 

[Bananahs]

"You're face... "

You are face...

I AM FACE. I explode? Nice.

 

[Kargathia]

Probably SMS my girlfriend "at least I go out with a bang".

Honestly, I've got no clue. Once thought I was going to die in a few seconds, and still wonder at the completely irrelevant thoughts that went through my head.

And to all the people who propose wanking when you're about to die: if you truly have that kind of concentration (or libido): I salute you.

 

[HT_Black]

Pull/cut the bomb off of my face and try to bust open the windows for seven seconds. If that doesn't work, I'd stuff it down my toilet, flood it, shut the bathroom door, dive under my bed, and pray for God's favor until it went off.

 

[Bender Rodriguez]

I'd do nothing, cause it's an unlikely scenario.
And if i try to fantasize too much about it i'll just get sad, christ sakes I'm only 19

On the other hand...its an effective acne killer!

 

[e102ewan]

I would bite my tongue as hard as I physically can

 

[8-Bit Grin]

60 seconds would almost certainly not be enough time, but honestly I think I would settle in for one last wank.

I was scrolling for this.

Same.