Your face is going to explode in 60 seconds...

[Captain Pirate]

If I were for whatever reason outside, wait until the last five seconds, go up to a random person and say 'Pull my finger'.


OT: Yeah, pull the bomb off, shove it in my cupboard and hide under my bed.
Simple.

If I were in my room and can't get it off, meh, fuck knows... Eat some of my chocolate, then pray.
What else is there to do in a barricaded room in 60 seconds? Wanking crossed my mind, but I think 60 seconds is a little short and I'd probably be in too much panic to concentrate.

 

[Malyc]

I'd take the bomb off, since the glue hasn't had a chance to set yet.

If it were stuck already... I dunno... pray, I guess.

If, for arguments sake, the bomb hadn't stuck. What would you do with the bomb after you took it off? Your barricaded into your room and you're still holding a highly explosive device.

Throw it out the window. If the guy was able to barricade me in my own room without waking me up, it's not likely that the barricade is much more than a piece of plywood taped over the window. On that thought, the door being blocked is probably pretty half-assed as well...

 

[loc978]

Am I the only one who /facepalmed when I saw the title of the thread? Someone makes a sentence that would appropriately use the common possessive "your", and they wind up using the contraction for "you are"... usually things are the other way around...

OT: Rip the bomb off and throw it out the window before the blood of my torn forehead has a chance to blind me. Seriously, ripping your own skin off isn't that hard, as long as it's not all of your skin.

 

[superbatranger]

60 seconds? Eh, I might as well have a fap.

 

[Wintermoot]

do this: WHAT THE FU-?!*BOOM*

 

[The_ModeRazor]

HAVE NO FEAR, I KNOW DYNAMITE

*boom*
*unflinching walk out of the explosion*

 

[Inuprince]

Someone has been watching the SAW movies a lot lately ...

Beats me what I would do, probably cut it off, and while bleeding, throw it in my wardrobe, and hide under my bed ...
Then exact revenge on the madman in a 1000 times worse way ...

 

[Malyc]

I think we've all established we'd rip it off, so.
If it's a shape charge all is well. If not, well...I'm going to go buy a safe so I can throw it in there if it ever happens.

A SAFE??? I'M NOT PUTTING A BOMB IN WITH MY PRECIOUS FIREARMS!!! I NEED THESE FOR ZOMBIE INVASION!!!

 

[Solid Reece]

Cut the wires. If there is no escape it won't make it worse. Or I'll go on facebook and post
"About time"

 

[Solid Reece]

Get a knife or so sword. They won't run out of ammo like a gun

 

[Melion]

I would take my video camera out, tape myself and start screaming: "FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" *BOOOOM*

Best FFUU ever.

 

[THE_NAMSU]

Bomb glued to your head?

Why not have a wank!

 

[Malyc]

Get a knife or so sword. They won't run out of ammo like a gun

I'm gonna assume you meant to quote my post about the guns for zombie invasion, to which i will respond: Where did i say i didn't have knives and swords?

 

[Solid Reece]

rip the bomb off, skin and all...

Then what. The room is sealed. And also less then 60 sec.

 

[Brandon237]

Pull the piece of crap off, even if I take half my forehead with it. It'll be ugly, but scars heal and look awesome, and I would also throw the bomb out the window, over the thick wall, and hide under my bed.

I would survive with injury and damage to my room. Then when in hospital I would call my friends and girlfriend.

 

[Crazycat690]

Rip the bomb of firstly, then put the bomb by the door and take shelter behind the bed, because I suppose the bomb wont destroy the whole room because he had to have a reason for putting the bomb on my forehead... and when it explodes I'll need a way out or else I will just starve and that's worse.

Then I'll find out where he lives, and then use some of my superglue to glue a bomb to his balls, and trust me, it dries fast, and yes I'm expecting him to rip it of, and it'll hurt, so much so he wont even notice the bomb on his forehead....

 

[Booze Zombie]

I'd jump out of my window, headbutt the **** and take myself with him.

 

[Buccura]

Run to the elementary school just behind me and then stand with my hands at my sides in the middle of a crowd of children just before I explode.