Can i have Legion? From Mass Effect?
Oh oh oh, and he has cat ears grafted onto the top of his.... head? I think it constitutes as a head..... Visual Audio induction unit? The place where his eye thing is.
You know, for sh*ts and giggles

Because he would be way more awesome with cat ears.
He would cost basically nothing because you know.... Hes a robot. Maybe my electric bill would go up a few numbers, but im sure the money from our Sitcom would cover it just fine.
"Thats so Geth~!", yeah, i like the sound of it. And its our daily adventures running a small Bar/Pizzeria. Which is funny because i dont drink, and think alcohol is terrible, and hes a Geth

he doesnt eat OR drink! And hes got an awesome catch phrase like, "The chance of this succeeding is amazingly terrible." Then the audience laughs an im all, "What do you know!?!? Your butt is made of metal!"