Your favorite anime character is now your school teacher.

[AgDr_ODST]

Kagome would tell me and (class)my mates all about the various aspects Feudal Era, demons of the day, about magic, and maybe even archery, and she(might) also tell us stories detailing her adventures in said Era searching for shards of the Shikon Jewel with her friends. And 1 or more of said friends might pop in on the odd day. She'd be a very fun teacher whose classes everyone would look forward to, on top of the fact that most of us would likely at first have a crush on her only to be either disappointed when we learn that she's in a relationship with Inuyasha or get scared shitless when we learn from an angry Inuyasha that Kagome is his wife/girlfriend.

 

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I'd learn how to be a lawyer.

Likely, most of class would consist of screaming "HOLD IT!" and asking for more clarification on stuff I didn't understand. To which the prof would reply "TAKE THAT!" and offer the explanation. Then he'd go to assign homework and I'd say "OBJECTION!!!!" and ask for evidence that homework improves grades.

 

[samaugsch]

Wow I wonder if Itachi Uchiha would be a good teacher or not. He may just glare at everyone until they worked. We'd only learn two things.

The Finer Points of Being A Brother

And

Mind-Fucking 101.

Can't say I'd mind too much and I'd probably be daydreaming about him too much to pay attention anyways! XD

Discipline would be a cinch for him.

 

[samaugsch]

FUCKING Konata is my schoolteacher???

*Nerdgasm*

"In today's class we are learning... aww maaaan... I don't want to do any work...
I know! Lets play video games!!!"

YAAAAAAAAAY!!!! DD (she would also be my teacher)

 

[samaugsch]

Goku can only teach asskicking, so I'm guessing I'd learn to kick ass. Homework would be thirty minutes of kicking more ass.

And Goku would be a nice teacher, obviously.

Goku is a jerk... He abandoned his family so many times just to go train. He didn't see any of his friends in 5 years after he beat Buu, then just started training Uub straight after.
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He WOULD make a fantastic teacher though.

I, however, will be learning the fine art of fire-bending from Prince/Fire Lord Zuko.

Avatar isn't an anime.

 

[Jarvaelison]

Hrm....somehow I cannot really see Yusuke Urameshi in any kind of school system - let alone teaching. Although I assume the class would be hilarious since he would not stand for anyone's tom-foolery =P

 

[VaderMan92]

Rally Vincent. she'd probably be my firearms instructor that would be pretty cool.

 

[samaugsch]

Hinata Hyuuga as a school teacher. That's actually plausible, or say the fanfics. Maybe for once, I'd have a nice teacher.

Her students might take advantage of her though.

 

[samaugsch]

Let's see, Yuki Nagato teaching my Quantum Mechanics class:

Yuki: "The current model of quantum mechanics used by humans is inadequate by the Information Thought Entity's standards. Allow me to demonstrate a more efficient way by rewriting your 'Schrodinger's' Time Dependent Equation to create Deterministic Quantum Mechanics."

Me: O_O

Shouldn't he teaching at Harvard or something?

 

[jack583]

i get to learn how to kill people on a train!!!! 8D
"baccano!": "rail tracer"

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Let's see, Yuki Nagato teaching my Quantum Mechanics class:

Yuki: "The current model of quantum mechanics used by humans is inadequate by the Information Thought Entity's standards. Allow me to demonstrate a more efficient way by rewriting your 'Schrodinger's' Time Dependent Equation to create Deterministic Quantum Mechanics."

Me: O_O

Shouldn't he teaching at Harvard or something?

She's a she, and why stop at Harvard? Why not Oxford? Or, dare I say it, Tokyo U?

 

[MrMixelPixel]

If he gets to teaching... I'll learn to disrespect human life...

Kimblee <3

 

[Jyggalag]

Alucard as my teacher? I don't think that would be good for anyone.

 

[samaugsch]

Let's see, Yuki Nagato teaching my Quantum Mechanics class:

Yuki: "The current model of quantum mechanics used by humans is inadequate by the Information Thought Entity's standards. Allow me to demonstrate a more efficient way by rewriting your 'Schrodinger's' Time Dependent Equation to create Deterministic Quantum Mechanics."

Me: O_O

Shouldn't he teaching at Harvard or something?

She's a she, and why stop at Harvard? Why not Oxford? Or, dare I say it, Tokyo U?

Yeah, sure. Any school that limits students that can comprehend a word in that sentence would suit her perfectly.

 

[ScarecrowAlone]

Haruko. *shudder* If I left the classroom in one piece and still breathing, it'd be a testament to my resilience.

 

[Prof. Sandvich]

Professor Stein, dissections everyday forever, also crazy, a whole lot of crazy. It still would be awesome

 

[Marsell]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCK!
Why did shinobu have to become a school teacher THE YEAR AFTER I GRADUATE?!

 

[ZeikHunter]

Needless to say, I'm getting a "cool" teacher. Let's say Liz Thompson.

 

[hinataxemnas]

DUDE, FREAKING HINATA AS MY TEACHER?!?!

Not only could she teach us how to be nice in an awesome way, but there might be the possibility we could hook up and have an awesome kid who has the Byakugan and...

I just jizzed in my pants!

 

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Wow... Just wow.

Spoiler

Well, at least she is hot.
I think she could teach us how to use guns and how the criminal world works. I don't think she would be a nice teacher. She would probably give us homework, just because she can, not because it would be necessary.

Imagine if it was Balalaika...