Your favorite anime character is now your school teacher.

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Booze Zombie

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Well, I know Spike is probably not going to show me much... other than how to move with a punch and light a cigarette in all situations.
 

Julianking93

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But what if my favourite character can't speak properly? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrLgDmPGxcA&feature=related]
She could teach us how to be completely and utterly adorable but not much else.
However, a class full of everyone constantly saying "Nyu" would be quite fun :3
 
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Lelouch Vi Britannia? Oh gods yes! I can assume lessons in strategy will be normal, also chess. The homework? Probably taking out Britannian forces in the Black Knights in Knightmares. Which would be awesome.
 

Sehnsucht Engel

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Wow... Just wow.

Well, at least she is hot.
I think she could teach us how to use guns and how the criminal world works. I don't think she would be a nice teacher. She would probably give us homework, just because she can, not because it would be necessary.
 

William MacKay

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it's either L Lawliet or Near from Death Note. either way, i'm probably gonna pass and go into their line of work.
which would be funny as, at this time, i'm older than Near.
homework? we would barely be allowed to leave. and it would be hard work. but the gains would be epic.
and a lot of the people would burn out and die mentally.
my personality is kinda similar to Near's so i prefer him.
 

Megacherv

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Gah, although Char Aznable would make a good politics teacher, I wouldn't understand all his ideas behind it
 

Scorched_Cascade

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Dan Steele said:
I wonder what Lucy from elfen lied would teach me?
Lucy would murder the hell out of both of us as soon as we walked in the classroom.

Kaede, however, would teach us about inhumane humans and humane inhumanes as well as nature versus nurture.

Yuka would teach us how to keep a clean house.

Julianking93 said:
But what if my favourite character can't speak properly? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrLgDmPGxcA&feature=related]
She could teach us how to be completely and utterly adorable but not much else.
However, a class full of everyone constantly saying "Nyu" would be quite fun :3
Nyu would teach us God knows what (assuming she is past the point where she learns to talk)
 

SteakHeart

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Alucard? ...I really don't know what to say about that. On the plus side, vampire killing. On the down side, if I tried to hit on Seras, I'd get a .454 to the brain. But I guess it'd be fun learning ghoul-slaughtering techniques and playing around with ridiculously large guns.

"And your homework is go slay one vampire with nothing but a herring. See you all tomorrow." *Vampire grin*
 

Detective Prince

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Wow I wonder if Itachi Uchiha would be a good teacher or not. He may just glare at everyone until they worked. We'd only learn two things.

The Finer Points of Being A Brother

And

Mind-Fucking 101.

Can't say I'd mind too much and I'd probably be daydreaming about him too much to pay attention anyways! XD
 

godfist88

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-Zen- said:
Goku can only teach asskicking, so I'm guessing I'd learn to kick ass. Homework would be thirty minutes of kicking more ass.

And Goku would be a nice teacher, obviously.
most awesome teacher ever

Julianking93 said:
But what if my favourite character can't speak properly? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrLgDmPGxcA&feature=related]
She could teach us how to be completely and utterly adorable but not much else.
However, a class full of everyone constantly saying "Nyu" would be quite fun :3
if she could speak properly, she'd probably tell us to kill everyone, cause the only time she does speak normally is when she goes insane.
 

SenorNemo

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Asuka: Hi, I'm Asuka Langely Soryu. Charmed, huh?
Me: Wait, you're a teacher now?
Asuka: What 'r ya, stupid? Of course I'm your teacher. Not that I could ever teach an idiot like you anything.
Me: Well, what are you supposed to be teaching?
Asuka: Classical mechanics, specifically thermodynamics.
Me: Ah, when I saw you, I just assumed it was psychology.
(Gets angrily slapped)
 

DevilWolf47

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Two Questions:
One: Why the fuck would i go back to school when i already wasted several years of my life in med school learning things i more often than not already knew?
Two: What the fuck could Konata Izumi teach that i don't already know?
 

Mstrswrd

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Kenshiro from Hokuto no Ken.

Seeing as the one he was named after was a history teacherand the world's strongest assassin, I'd actually probably learn fairly normal stuff, occasionally interrupted by a fight to the death, which would end in Kenshiro lightly hitting someone, uttering "Omae wa mo, shindeiru," and then the other person explodes.
 

Jast

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mmm I think the only thing I would want to learn from Rika Furude would be how to be ridiculously cute in order to get people to adore me. And if not that then to at least learn how to die awesomely. I can tell you however that music class would involve the song "What is Love?" and a knife.