"Good news, everyone! I've invented a device which makes you read this in you head, in my voice!"
- The Professor, Futurama
"The same thing we do every night: try to take over the world!"
- Orson Welles The Brain, Pinky and the Brain
"There's no justice. There's just me."
- Death, Discworld
"Bowties are cool."
- The Eleventh Doctor, Doctor Who
"Nazi science sneers at The Escapist!"
- Nearly everyone, Irregular Webcomic
"I never really was on your side"
- Ze Spy, Team Fortress 2
"Keep fucking that chicken."
- one newscaster who was either swiftly fired or very lucky not to be fired